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OMG SLAYER Fans Are Totally Not Going to Lose Their Minds Over This Insanely Overhyped 40th Anniversary Reissue of Hell Awaits That You Definitely Need to Buy Again
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OMG SLAYER Fans Are Totally Not Going to Lose Their Minds Over This Insanely Overhyped 40th Anniversary Reissue of Hell Awaits That You Definitely Need to Buy Again

Chord F. DiscordApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤣 SLAYER’s iconic second studio album, “Hell Awaits”, is getting…

Liberal media freaks out over nothing again obviously
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Liberal media freaks out over nothing again obviously

Big ElephantApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still reeling from the devastating consequences of having the best, the greatest, the…

Spaceballs 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
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Spaceballs 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time

FinnApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

The prophecy has been fulfilled, and Mel Brooks, the almighty space wizard, has finally made Spaceballs 2 at the ripe…

Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway
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Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway

FinnApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

A month into new Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro’s tenure, and he’s already making magic happen – by making around 1,000…

Liberals eating own, good riddance to creepy Swalwell
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Liberals eating own, good riddance to creepy Swalwell

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

The so-called “journalists” are at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and our fearless leader, President Donald…

BEACN Invents Totally Not Overpriced Or Obsolete Voice-First Headset That You Definitely Need In Your Life Because Everything Else Is Just So Last Season, Coming This Spring 2026 To Drain Your Wallet
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BEACN Invents Totally Not Overpriced Or Obsolete Voice-First Headset That You Definitely Need In Your Life Because Everything Else Is Just So Last Season, Coming This Spring 2026 To Drain Your Wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

🎧👂 BEACN just announced their brand new premium wireless headset, because who doesn’t need another expensive gadget to add to…

Because Who Needs Human Interaction When You Can Hoard Rare Fortnite Skins and Call Yourself a Connoisseur of Digital Junk
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Because Who Needs Human Interaction When You Can Hoard Rare Fortnite Skins and Call Yourself a Connoisseur of Digital Junk

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Hey there, fellow gamers and collectors! Let’s talk about the crazy world of gaming memorabilia 🤯. I mean, who wouldn’t…

Finally Non Americans Can Waste Their Money On Overpriced Virtual Gifts For Streamers Theyve Never Met
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Finally Non Americans Can Waste Their Money On Overpriced Virtual Gifts For Streamers Theyve Never Met

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 YouTube has announced that it’s expanding its super popular…

BRING ME THE HORIZON Finally Decides to Ruin Their Own Classic Album with a Cringeworthy 20th Anniversary ReRecording of ‘Count Your Blessings’ Because Nostalgia is a Cash Grab
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BRING ME THE HORIZON Finally Decides to Ruin Their Own Classic Album with a Cringeworthy 20th Anniversary ReRecording of ‘Count Your Blessings’ Because Nostalgia is a Cash Grab

Chord F. DiscordApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Get ready for the most epic re-recording of the century, folks! 🤣 British rockers BRING ME THE HORIZON are releasing…

BREAKING: KEANU REEVES Finally Decides to Use His Matrix Money to Fund His Midlife Crisis Band DOGSTAR’s Latest Masterpiece ‘Joy’ Because Who Needs Acting When You Can Be a Rockstar
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BREAKING: KEANU REEVES Finally Decides to Use His Matrix Money to Fund His Midlife Crisis Band DOGSTAR’s Latest Masterpiece ‘Joy’ Because Who Needs Acting When You Can Be a Rockstar

Chord F. DiscordApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

Get ready to rock, folks! 🤟 Keanu Reeves’ super cool, totally awesome, and not-at-all-trying-too-hard band DOGSTAR is back with a…

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