Pentagon Okay-ed Gifting Ukraine Tomahawks, But Trump’s Gotta Sign the Receipt, LOL
The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, the Pentagon (probably infiltrated by deep-state liberals) is PUSHING President…
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Twitch: From Geeks to Global Domination (One Emote at a Time)
Okay, so like, in 2011, Twitch was born from the ashes of Justin.tv, because apparently, people actually wanted to watch…
Trade Deals, $90B in Tariffs, and a Landmark SCOTUS Case: Buckle Up, Buttercup
Oh, the Deep State is at it again! Now they’re trying to undermine our glorious President Trump’s economic master plan…
The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff
Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some TRUTH 💣. Apparently, more indie games “succeeded” on Steam this year than ever before.…
Kim Thayil of Soundgarden Says New Album Featuring Chris Cornell’s Vocals Will Milk Dead Guy For Clout
OMG! 😱 The geriatric grunge gods of SOUNDGARDEN, aka Matt Cameron and Kim Thayil, graced The Seattle Times with their…
6-Year-Old’s “Oopsie” Turns Teacher into Accidental Action Star: Bodycam Footage Leaks
Oh, the liberal school system strikes again! A teacher shot by a SIX-YEAR-OLD? Clearly, this is what happens when you…
Trump’s Genuflection to Xi So Massive It’s Practically a Communist Manifesto
Another brilliant masterstroke from our President Trump! He’s playing 4D chess while the lib snowflakes are still trying to figure…
Animal Crossing: New Horizons Gets Another Useless Update and a Switch 2 (LOL JK) on Jan 15
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Nintendo, bless their tiny, corporate hearts, announced a Nintendo Switch 2 version of Animal Crossing: New…
“Jamaicans prepare for the apocalypse (aka Hurricane Melissa) according to CNN”
Oh, no! Hurricane Melissa is coming! I’m sure this is just another attempt by the radical leftist weather machine to…
Sanctions on Russian Oil: Because Apparently Putin’s Just Misunderstood and Needs a Timeout, Says Ex-NATO Guy
Oh, another Deep State operative piping up about Russia? Julianne Smith, *former* ambassador – emphasis on *former* – to NATO,…