Oh, no! Hurricane Melissa is coming! I’m sure this is just another attempt by the radical leftist weather machine to make Trump look bad. They probably renamed it from “Hurricane MAGA” just to spite us.
I bet George Soros is funding this hurricane. The “Jamaica Network of Rural Women Producers” sounds like a front for some woke, socialist agenda. They’re probably just going to use the disaster to push their climate change nonsense and beg for more taxpayer money. Meanwhile, Trump is probably already on the phone with the Jamaican President, offering to build them a beautiful, tremendous wall to keep the hurricanes out.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
