Alex Lifeson’s Serbian Roots: From Toronto to Tamburica Triumphs
In a groundbreaking interview with the ultra-hip Hear 2 Zen podcast (because who *hasn’t* heard of it?), RUSH guitarist Alex…
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Marvel Rivals Season 4.5: Daredevil Throws Himself (and Your Expectations) at October 10
Okay, gamers, gather ’round the dumpster fire 🔥 because Marvel Games and NetEase Games, those titans of industry (said no…
The Night You’ll Regret in the Morning
**OMG! 🙄 “The Night of Your Life” at Eris Mainstage?** Doors open at 6:30 PM, show at 7:00 PM. Guaranteed…
ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! If you’re feeling a little out of whack, it’s probably because the liberal media…
Xbox Game Pass: Now With EVEN MORE Ways to Spend Your Money
Behold, peasants! 👋 Xbox Game Pass, your beloved digital babysitter, is getting a ✨*glow-up*✨ that will make your wallets cry.…
NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)
😱 BREAKING: Your Grandpa’s Favorite Band, NINE INCH NAILS, Is Back to “Peel It Back” One More Time! 👴🎸 Get…
Supreme Court to Decide if the Federal Reserve Can Keep Printing Money Without Asking Mommy
Oh, the Deep State Drama Continues! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, tried to drain the swamp at…
Rock Band 4: This Weekend It’s Going, Going, Gone (Like Your Dreams of Rock Stardom)
Oh, the sweet sound of failure! 🎶 After a whole decade of pretending to be rockstars in their living rooms,…
Choo Choo! Prepare for the Most Boring Train Ride of Your Life: A Found Footage “Documentary”
Trains is supposedly a “found-footage documentary,” which, let’s be honest, just means they couldn’t afford to shoot anything new. 🤣…
TMNT: Splintered Fate Milks Metalhead for DLC Cash Grab While Giving You Free Scraps
Okay, boomer, listen up! 🙄 The latest excuse to throw your money away on TMNT: Splintered Fate is here! Yes,…