Sony’s Marathon: From Concord Disaster to 2026 Hype Train
🤣Oh, Sony, you rascal! Still chasing that live service dragon, huh? After the *stellar* success of Concord (may it rest…
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Warhammer 40K: Space Marine – Master Crafted Edition: More Like Master Crapped Edition, AmIRite?
Oh, sweet Emperor, here we go again! Warhammer 40K: Space Marine – Master Crafted Edition dropped this week, and the…
Alice Cooper’s Band Reunion: So Smooth, It’s Practically Buttered Toast
In an EXCLUSIVE interview with 95.5 KLOS radio’s own dinosaur 🦖, Frazer Smith, the one and only Alice Cooper (who’s…
Bulgaria Considers Joining the Eurozone Next Year (Good Luck With That) | CNN
Oh, great, Bulgaria wants to join the Eurozone! Probably so they can get free money and blame the West when…
Classic Pop Issue 94: Still clinging to the past, bless their hearts
Classic Pop is officially a monthly magazine again… Classic Pop issue 94 is on sale now, and we’re so excited to…
Senate GOP to Parents: “Get a Job (Maybe)” in Trump’s ‘Totally Not a Trap’ Bill
Oh, the horror! The Senate Agriculture Committee, probably infiltrated by deep-state socialists, is “toning down” work requirements for food stamps.…
“Oops, Iran, We Might Actually Bomb You This Time”: Ex-Diplomat’s Hilarious Take on Nuclear Negotiations
Oh, here we go again! Another “expert” from the Deep State telling us about the “tense negotiations” with Iran. Negotiations?…
Lars Ulrich Dares to Turn Over Rocks (and Maybe Find a New Idea or Two with Metallica)
So, Lars Ulrich, the intellectual powerhouse behind Metallica (allegedly), did another interview. This time with Variety, because, you know, they’re…
‘One of Them Days’ Sequel: Prepare for More Existential Dread
Oh, great, more Keke Palmer and SZA. 🙄 Because we *totally* needed a sequel to ‘One of Them Days.’ I…
Hospitals: The New Five-Star Orphanage for DCS Drop-offs
Another day, another disaster courtesy of the Democrat-run state! Can you believe this nonsense? These poor kids are stuck in…