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“South Park” Earns Gold Star from Paramount Bigwig While Simultaneously Body-Slamming Trump in Hilarious Spat
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“South Park” Earns Gold Star from Paramount Bigwig While Simultaneously Body-Slamming Trump in Hilarious Spat

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Ah, CNN, still whining about President Trump! Seems Paramount’s new CEO, David Ellison, is under fire for daring to run…

Sharon Osbourne Roasts Ridiculous Claims of $190M Charity Windfall: ‘Yeah Right’
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Sharon Osbourne Roasts Ridiculous Claims of $190M Charity Windfall: ‘Yeah Right’

Chord F. DiscordAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Sharon Osbourne, the puppet master 🎭 behind the Prince of Darkness 🦇 (RIP, btw, spoiler alert 🚨), has come out…

Amazon Prime Gaming’s August Freebies: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by Thief and a Game Older Than Your Grandma, Civilization 3
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Amazon Prime Gaming’s August Freebies: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by Thief and a Game Older Than Your Grandma, Civilization 3

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Oh, look, another month, another pathetic attempt by Amazon to bribe us with “free” games through their glorious Prime Gaming!…

Russia’s Got a New Hobby: Slicing Up Tiny Ukrainian Islands Like a Kid with Play-Doh
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Russia’s Got a New Hobby: Slicing Up Tiny Ukrainian Islands Like a Kid with Play-Doh

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Russia is “moving” to split Kherson? More like the Democrats are “moving” to blame Russia for everything before our glorious…

Trump Whines About Banks, Claims He’s Too Good For Them
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Whines About Banks, Claims He’s Too Good For Them

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Oh, the horror! Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is being targeted by the deep state even in…

Trump’s Magical Tariff Money Tree: Where’s All That Loot Going, LOL
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Trump’s Magical Tariff Money Tree: Where’s All That Loot Going, LOL

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump! The liberal media at CNN is twisting the truth, as usual, but even…

Paramount+ Canada in August 2025: A Whole Lotta Nothing, Eh
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Paramount+ Canada in August 2025: A Whole Lotta Nothing, Eh

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Another month, another excuse for Paramount+ to flex its incredibly average library on us Canadians 🇨🇦. Get ready for August…

Joe Bonamassa Says Ozzy’s Guitarists Aren’t Just Random Dudes He Picked Up at the Gas Station
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Joe Bonamassa Says Ozzy’s Guitarists Aren’t Just Random Dudes He Picked Up at the Gas Station

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

The day after Ozzy Osbourne allegedly kicked the bucket 🪣 (or, you know, “passed away” according to the overly sensitive),…

TikTok Deletes Huda Kattan’s Video After She Goes Full-On Conspiracy Nutjob
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TikTok Deletes Huda Kattan’s Video After She Goes Full-On Conspiracy Nutjob

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another leftist celebrity, Huda Kattan, spewing anti-Israel conspiracy theories! I bet George Soros is behind this! This…

Josey Scott Sassily Sips Tea Over SALIVA’s Identity Crisis: ‘Honey, It’s Just Not the Same Shade of Spit Anymore’
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Josey Scott Sassily Sips Tea Over SALIVA’s Identity Crisis: ‘Honey, It’s Just Not the Same Shade of Spit Anymore’

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

In a recent sit-down with Rock 100.5 The KATT FM’s Cameron Buchholtz, Josey Scott, the OG throat-tickler of SALIVA, reminisced…

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