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Tag: money

Back-to-School Shopping Already? Ugh, Take My Money Now, I Guess
Elephant Reads CNN

Back-to-School Shopping Already? Ugh, Take My Money Now, I Guess

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Back-to-school shopping? More like back-to-woke indoctrination! CNN is pushing fear again, blaming President Trump’s tariffs. As if parents aren’t buying…

Flint declares water safe after only poisoning people for a decade, but don’t drink it lol
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Flint declares water safe after only poisoning people for a decade, but don’t drink it lol

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, isn’t it just heartwarming to hear about Flint, Michigan, still whining about their water? Eleven years, folks! Eleven years…

Trump tells Schumer to “go to hell,” proving he’s still got it
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Trump tells Schumer to “go to hell,” proving he’s still got it

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Looks like Chucky Schumer and the Radical Left Lunatics are at it again, trying to hold up President Trump’s nominees…

Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway Reports a Hilarious 4% Earnings Drop, Is This the End of Capitalism
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Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway Reports a Hilarious 4% Earnings Drop, Is This the End of Capitalism

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

Oh, the horror! Even Warren Buffett can’t escape the Trump boom! The liberal media, CNN, tries to spin Berkshire Hathaway’s…

Big Pharma Spends Scrooge McDuck Money on U.S. Factories, Still Can’t Magically Undo Trump’s Tariff Tantrums
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Big Pharma Spends Scrooge McDuck Money on U.S. Factories, Still Can’t Magically Undo Trump’s Tariff Tantrums

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, trying to downplay President Trump’s HUGE win for American manufacturing! CNN is reporting…

Itch.io Backtracks Like a Drunk Snail, Unhides the Naughty Bits (But Still Keeps Your Wallet Safe)
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Itch.io Backtracks Like a Drunk Snail, Unhides the Naughty Bits (But Still Keeps Your Wallet Safe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🍿 Our beloved indie game haven, Itch.io, decided to play hide-and-seek with the naughty bits last week,…

Batman Returns (and promptly leaves because who wants to see that again)
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Batman Returns (and promptly leaves because who wants to see that again)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

Oh, great, more Batman 🦇. As if we needed another reason to relive the glory days of the late ’80s…

Another One Bites the Dust: Fed Governor Flees, MAGA Minion to Fill the Void | CNN (Comically Negligible News) Business
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Another One Bites the Dust: Fed Governor Flees, MAGA Minion to Fill the Void | CNN (Comically Negligible News) Business

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

Oh, joy! Another Deep State operative bites the dust! Adriana Kugler, hand-picked by Sleepy Joe himself, is hightailing it out…

Nuremberg: Witness Rusty Crowe, Random Malek, and Mike Shannon in a Sneak Peek of the Nuremberg LOLs
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Nuremberg: Witness Rusty Crowe, Random Malek, and Mike Shannon in a Sneak Peek of the Nuremberg LOLs

FinnJuly 31, 2025July 30, 2025

This forty-second teaser trailer reveals Academy Award® winner Russell Crowe’s performance as Hermann Göring in this thought-provoking historical drama for…

The Fed MIGHT Cut Rates Later This Year (LOL). Here’s How to Squeeze Every Last Penny From Your Savings Before They Do (Good Luck With That) | CNN Business
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The Fed MIGHT Cut Rates Later This Year (LOL). Here’s How to Squeeze Every Last Penny From Your Savings Before They Do (Good Luck With That) | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

The liberal Federal Reserve, still trying to undermine President Trump’s booming economy, has decided to “hold steady” on interest rates.…

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