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World of Tanks Dressed Up as Vikings Again, Probably to Sell More Loot Boxes πŸ™„βš”οΈπŸ’°
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World of Tanks Dressed Up as Vikings Again, Probably to Sell More Loot Boxes πŸ™„βš”οΈπŸ’°

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2025May 8, 2025

Oh, great, just what the world needed: more tanks. But wait, hold your horses (or should I say, tanks?)! Wargaming…

Behold, the Death Stranding 2 controller: for when you REALLY wanna feel like you’re holding a baby and walking on a beach…again πŸ‘ΆπŸ–οΈπŸ™„.
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Behold, the Death Stranding 2 controller: for when you REALLY wanna feel like you’re holding a baby and walking on a beach…again πŸ‘ΆπŸ–οΈπŸ™„.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2025May 8, 2025

Kojima, the absolute madlad, has done it again! They’re releasing a *Death Stranding 2: On the Beach* limited-edition DualSense controller!…

Oh great, another year of Disney Lorcana, are we sure this TCG isn’t just printing money and dreams 😴 for the Mouse? πŸ­πŸ’Έ
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Oh great, another year of Disney Lorcana, are we sure this TCG isn’t just printing money and dreams 😴 for the Mouse? πŸ­πŸ’Έ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG, Ravensburger is STILL trying to make *Lorcana* happen? 🀣 You’d think after two whole years of overpriced cardboard and…

IN THIS MOMENT Announces Summer 2025 U.S. Tour: Prepare for Peak Cringe, Featuring a Symphony of Questionable Life Choices πŸ€˜πŸ€‘πŸ’…
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IN THIS MOMENT Announces Summer 2025 U.S. Tour: Prepare for Peak Cringe, Featuring a Symphony of Questionable Life Choices πŸ€˜πŸ€‘πŸ’…

Chord F. DiscordMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

IN THIS MOMENT, the band that makes you question if you accidentally wandered into a Hot Topic clearance sale, has…

Gaming Industry Biz: How to squeeze every last digital penny out of your players before they rage quit πŸ€‘
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Gaming Industry Biz: How to squeeze every last digital penny out of your players before they rage quit πŸ€‘

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

So, the gaming industry, huh? You thought you were just playing games for fun? WRONG! 🀣 It’s a multi-billion dollar…

Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ˜‚
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Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Kerry King, the metalhead who peaked in the 80s, blesses us with his geriatric supergroup! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈ In a groundbreaking interview…

Witness Accept’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Fest 2025, proving that German metal can still kinda rock even when you’re old enough to collect social security πŸ‘΄πŸ€˜πŸŽΈ
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Witness Accept’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Fest 2025, proving that German metal can still kinda rock even when you’re old enough to collect social security πŸ‘΄πŸ€˜πŸŽΈ

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 Some dude filmed the ENTIRE Accept show at M3 Rock Festival 2025! 🀘 Like, who even HAS that…

Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! πŸ€ͺπŸ’°πŸŽ‰
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Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! πŸ€ͺπŸ’°πŸŽ‰

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one πŸ˜‰), have decided…

Gil Moore’s gonna resurrect TRIUMPH in 2025/26? πŸ™„Good luck with that, buddy! πŸ€£πŸŽΈπŸ’€
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Gil Moore’s gonna resurrect TRIUMPH in 2025/26? πŸ™„Good luck with that, buddy! πŸ€£πŸŽΈπŸ’€

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Hold on to your dentures, geriatric rockers TRIUMPH are BACK! Or… sort of. πŸ₯πŸŽ€πŸŽΈ Apparently, they’re conjuring up some “high-tech…

May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth πŸ™„πŸš€πŸ’Έ
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May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth πŸ™„πŸš€πŸ’Έ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Oh, boy, another May the Fourth? πŸ™„ As if we haven’t had enough of this “galaxy far, far away” nonsense…

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