Anime North 2025: Toronto’s Cosplay Catastrophe (You’ve Been Warned)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Toronto is about to be invaded by… *checks notes* …Anime North. Yes, that’s right, the…
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Todd Sucherman of STYX Reveals Shocking Truth: Drummers are Basically Just Flailing, Rhythmically-Challenged Garbage People
In a shocking exposé with The UK Drum Show Official Podcast (because who ELSE would interview him?), STYX drummer and…
MTG: Final Fantasy Crossover – Homebases? More Like Home-BASED-ic
Oh boy, another crossover event! As if we didn’t have enough excuses to drain our bank accounts already. This time…
Zenless Zone Zero 2.0: Prepare for More Clouds (and Maybe Some Dawn, Eventually) June 6th
**OMG! 😱 *Zenless Zone Zero* is turning ONE! 🥳 Can you believe it? Another year of HoYoverse raking in the…
DORO Drips Out Another Banger: “Warriors of the Sea” Will Cure Your Depression (Probably)
OMG! Doro Pesch, the self-proclaimed German metal queen (more like metal court jester, amirite? 😂), has graced us with a…
Oh Great, Another One: Carey Mulligan Ruining Narnia, Probably
OMG! Greta Gerwig, fresh off her *Barbie* success (because apparently, that’s the only thing she’s ever done now), is apparently…
Fortnite FINALLY Crawls Back to Apple After Epic Tantrum Lasted Half a Decade
Hold onto your V-Bucks, folks, because the most dramatic saga since that time Timmy rage-quit your squad is BACK! Yes,…
Metallica Announces 2026 European Tour: Still Playing Those Same Songs, Huh
OMG! 🙄 Metallica, those lovable dinosaurs 🦕, are STILL at it! They’ve announced their “M72” tour is crawling back to…
Jerry Cantrell’s “I Want Blood” Video: Featuring Duff and Mike, Because Apparently Jerry Couldn’t Find Anyone Else
Jerry Cantrell, the dude who isn’t Layne Staley (RIP, forever missed 🥺), has dropped a new solo track called “I…
OMG! Sega’s “Totally Original” Switch 2 Lineup: Prepare for Mind-Blowingly Predictable Hilarity
Oh. My. God. The Nintendo Switch 2 is REAL, you guys! And apparently, Sega, yes, *that* Sega, the one that…