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Gotta pay for more Pokémon now with Bubbly Basin expansion pack drops
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Gotta pay for more Pokémon now with Bubbly Basin expansion pack drops

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Pokémon fans, rejoice! The Pokémon Company has deigned to bless us with more content, because, you know, the base game…

Borrowers Thrilled To Pay Even More For Ancient Education Debt
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Borrowers Thrilled To Pay Even More For Ancient Education Debt

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jessica Ochoa, a 32-year-old speech-language pathologist in Southern California, who’s trying to…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Dungeons & Dragons 2
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Dungeons & Dragons 2

FinnJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

It’s been three years since Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves hit theaters, and despite the existence of a script…

Boeing Takes Another Huge Hit To Maybe Deliver Plane On Time
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Boeing Takes Another Huge Hit To Maybe Deliver Plane On Time

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Boeing’s Air Force One project is still sinking, and I…

Motörhead gets simulation because they cant tour from the grave
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Motörhead gets simulation because they cant tour from the grave

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement as…

West Coast Tech Jobs Apparently Not Falling From Trees
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West Coast Tech Jobs Apparently Not Falling From Trees

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the West Coast’s unemployment rates, and let me tell you, it’s not…

Debt Ridden DNC Doing Great Apparently
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Debt Ridden DNC Doing Great Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic National Committee is having a bit…

EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal
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EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Another year, another iteration of the same old football series, because that’s what we all needed – more of the…

Because Retirement Isn’t Just Golf andryptic Pension Statements
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Because Retirement Isn’t Just Golf andryptic Pension Statements

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like most people who’ve spent their careers in the…

More shows to distract us from the impending franchise reboot apocalypse
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More shows to distract us from the impending franchise reboot apocalypse

FinnJuly 28, 2026July 29, 2026

Looking for a new series to binge-watch, a new TV show to get hooked on with your partner or pals,…

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