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Michigan Senate Debate Devolves Into Playground Insults
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Michigan Senate Debate Devolves Into Playground Insults

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

The Michigan Senate primary debate was quite the show, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about it. The two…

Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist
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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist

FinnJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

There were some complaints about the early teasers for Lanterns. The show was too dark, too Earth-bound, too small. Where…

US Munitions Stockpile Warnings Suddenly Become Totally Not Ignorable Thing
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US Munitions Stockpile Warnings Suddenly Become Totally Not Ignorable Thing

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Just days before the Iran war began, Joint Chiefs of Staff…

Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff
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Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff

FinnJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have seen coming, Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ leaked on…

DARK FUNERAL somehow still exists and is making another album because you clearly needed this in your life
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DARK FUNERAL somehow still exists and is making another album because you clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! Dark Funeral is working on new music and I can barely contain my excitement 🙄. I…

Nostalgic showrunners reboot Star Trek for their former selves
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Nostalgic showrunners reboot Star Trek for their former selves

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2026July 26, 2026

Get ready to boldly go where no gamer has gone before, as we dive into the world of Star Trek:…

Luxury Ice Cream Now Affordable Only To The Extremely Wealthy
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Luxury Ice Cream Now Affordable Only To The Extremely Wealthy

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that people are willing to shell out $15 for…

Entheos Chaney Crabb tells new bands to not quit because that would be embarrassing
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Entheos Chaney Crabb tells new bands to not quit because that would be embarrassing

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing advice from Entheos’ vocalist Chaney Crabb? 🤯 Because I’m about to…

Batman Knightfall Part 1 is Finally Here to Ruin Your Summer with More Bats and Less Sun
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Batman Knightfall Part 1 is Finally Here to Ruin Your Summer with More Bats and Less Sun

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting for…

Paramount kindly lets Warner Bros Discovery finish lunch first
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Paramount kindly lets Warner Bros Discovery finish lunch first

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the media world, and I have to say,…

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