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Volkswagen Profits Take Mysterious 10% Detour Straight Downward
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Volkswagen Profits Take Mysterious 10% Detour Straight Downward

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest struggles, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…

United Axes Middle Seats Because Passengers Hate Them
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United Axes Middle Seats Because Passengers Hate Them

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like United Airlines is finally doing something about those dreaded middle seats. I almost choked on…

Joe Manchin Tries Again Because Why Not
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Joe Manchin Tries Again Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like Joe Manchin is back in the game, and this time, he’s going independent. The 78-year-old…

Billionaire’s Ex Still Waiting For That AI Money
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Billionaire’s Ex Still Waiting For That AI Money

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest divorce drama in South Korea, and I’ve got to say,…

Because Hollywood Ran Out of New Ideas for Avengers Doomsday
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Because Hollywood Ran Out of New Ideas for Avengers Doomsday

FinnJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

The first official trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has dropped, and with it comes the return of Steve Rogers, reconnecting with…

House greenlights Iran war funds because diplomacy is overrated
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House greenlights Iran war funds because diplomacy is overrated

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

The House of Representatives has taken the first step towards funding President Donald Trump’s war with Iran, and I’m sipping…

Mariah Carey’s Daydream turns thirty because farewell tours take forever
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Mariah Carey’s Daydream turns thirty because farewell tours take forever

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Columbia Records and Legacy Recordings are celebrating the 30th anniversary of Mariah Carey’s landmark album Daydream. Because, you know, 30…

Deadpool resurrected again to milk franchise cash cow once more
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Deadpool resurrected again to milk franchise cash cow once more

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Because the world was just missing one thing: more Deadpool. Actor/director Ryan Reynolds, the king of breaking the fourth wall,…

Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks
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Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest battle between Apple and Samsung, and I have to say,…

Oh Great Another Reboot to Ruin Our Childhood Memories of Robocop Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Amazon’s Visionary Genius Behind It
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Oh Great Another Reboot to Ruin Our Childhood Memories of Robocop Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Amazon’s Visionary Genius Behind It

FinnJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, who doesn’t love a good Robocop story,…

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