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Andy Bell’s debut solo album gets 21st rehash because you clearly needed it
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Andy Bell’s debut solo album gets 21st rehash because you clearly needed it

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Andy Bell, the iconic frontman of Erasure, has decided to revisit his 2005…

Trump’s Megabill Ruining Your Life Probably
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Trump’s Megabill Ruining Your Life Probably

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The “One Big Beautiful Bill Act” – that’s what they’re…

Because ABBA’s farewell tour apparently wasn’t really farewell
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Because ABBA’s farewell tour apparently wasn’t really farewell

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh joy, another anniversary, another excuse for the music industry to dust off the old cash cow and give it…

More Evidence The MCU Will Never Actually End
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More Evidence The MCU Will Never Actually End

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 18, 2026

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is still slowly leaking its way into the world of mutants, one drip at a time.…

Rockstar downsizes GTA VI ambitions to merely huge
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Rockstar downsizes GTA VI ambitions to merely huge

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

In a recent interview with Bloomberg’s Jason Schreier, Rockstar shared some juicy tidbits about the development of GTA VI, the…

Republicans Break Bank For Underwhelming Results
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Republicans Break Bank For Underwhelming Results

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Republicans are throwing hundreds of millions of dollars at…

Russia Gifts US Businesses Free Drone Demolition Services in Ukraine
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Russia Gifts US Businesses Free Drone Demolition Services in Ukraine

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Ukraine, and let me tell you, it’s a…

A Perfect Circle finally makes a video for a song you already listened to 10 times
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A Perfect Circle finally makes a video for a song you already listened to 10 times

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 A Perfect Circle’s “Starless” is still dominating the Active…

Shkreli’s Ego Attracts Authorities, Again
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Shkreli’s Ego Attracts Authorities, Again

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like “Pharma Bro” Martin Shkreli is back in the news, and I’m not surprised. I mean,…

Texas Democrats Finally Have Reason To Not Completely Lose Hope
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Texas Democrats Finally Have Reason To Not Completely Lose Hope

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Texas Senate race, and I just can’t help but think, folks,…

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