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Frugal Living Now Slightly Less Painful Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Frugal Living Now Slightly Less Painful Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN is launching a nine-week Savings Challenge, and I’m not sure…

Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
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Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…

Because You Clearly Weren’t Sick of Avengers Endgame Already
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Because You Clearly Weren’t Sick of Avengers Endgame Already

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

The wait is finally over, and by “finally over,” I mean it’s been a few years since the last Avengers…

Disney+ and Hulu prices soar because you clearly have too much money
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Disney+ and Hulu prices soar because you clearly have too much money

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is raising prices for several streaming subscription tiers, and…

Collins Embroiled In Allegations Of Totally Normal Politics As Usual
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Collins Embroiled In Allegations Of Totally Normal Politics As Usual

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Senator Susan Collins, and I have to say,…

Iggy Pop Finally Gets Award For Still Having Ears After Years Of Headbanging
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Iggy Pop Finally Gets Award For Still Having Ears After Years Of Headbanging

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Iggy Pop, the godfather of punk rock, is being…

Nation’s Capital Braces for Mystery Invaders Possibly Canadians Again
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Nation’s Capital Braces for Mystery Invaders Possibly Canadians Again

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. The Trump administration is using national security…

Trump’s Team Somehow Manages 1100 Trades Without Losing Everything
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Trump’s Team Somehow Manages 1100 Trades Without Losing Everything

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s money managers made a whopping 1,152 trades on…

Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money
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Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money

FinnSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

You are officially invited to take a step back in time and relive the glory days of your childhood with…

Destiny 2 resurrected from cash grab purgatory with surprise content revival
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Destiny 2 resurrected from cash grab purgatory with surprise content revival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

In a stunning reversal, Bungie has decided to restore all vaulted content to Destiny 2, because who needs a cohesive…

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