Hunter Biden Spins Infamous Laptop Into Crypto Gold
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hunter Biden, the son of former President Joe Biden, is launching…
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Volkswagen Trades Cars for Cannons in Israel Deal
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Volkswagen is converting a car plant in northwestern Germany to defense…
Van Halen Brothers Still Fighting Like Old Married Couple
Oh boy, it’s time to grab some popcorn and watch the drama unfold! 🍿 Sammy Hagar has finally responded to…
Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s super PAC, MAGA Inc., is finally spending some…
Independents Fill Democrats’ Vacant Spots Because Someone Has To
Folks, it looks like the Democratic Party is having a bit of an identity crisis, at least in Nebraska. I…
Trump Presidency Successfully Evades Law Again Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s administration has been playing a…
Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Texas Republicans have been waiting for what feels like an eternity…
Another Brilliant Movie Tie-In To Separate You From Your Money
Because What the World Really Needed Was a Ghost Face Soda Do you like scary movies? Do you like novel…
US Lets Venezuelan Businessman Off Hook Because Oil
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Venezuelan businessman Alejandro Betancourt has been at the…
Republicans Get Discount on Brainwashing Americans with TV Ads
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave Republican campaign groups a big break,…