CS2 Update Makes Skins So Cheap, You Can Afford a Real Vacation Now
Ah, Counter-Strike 2 skins. Those oh-so-precious digital baubles that separate the pros from the noobs (and their wallets from their…
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Floral Takeover: Chicago Neighborhood Gets a Positively Posies-tive Makeover (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next)
Oh, look, another bleeding-heart story from the liberal media elites at CNN! They’re fawning over some tree-hugging do-gooder in Chicago…
Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)
OMG! 🙄 Slash, the dude who still wears a top hat in 2024, 🎩 is apparently too cool 😎 for…
Matthew Modine, bless his heart, thinks you care about his Full Metal Jacket doc
OMG! 🙄 Like, who even cares about another documentary on Stanley Kubrick’s FULL METAL JACKET? Seriously, are we still milking…
Trump Whines He Can’t Afford New Gold-Plated Toilet, Sues Biden for $230M
Here we go again with the Fake News CNN trying to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls…
Cops Cashin’ In (But Not You, Lol)
The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make it sound like President Trump is causing…
‘It’s the right question to ask’: GOP Rep Says Trump Only Wants 230 Million Pennies From DOJ, Is That Too Much To Ask?
Another day, another witch hunt debunked! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is making the corrupt DOJ pay…
Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums
According to TMZ, and who trusts them anyway 😂, original KISS guitarist Ace Frehley’s alleged demise is being “investigated” by…
Sarah Bond Thinks New Xbox Will Cost More Than Your Car
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let’s talk about the *totally* not-dying Xbox. 🤣 Apparently, despite rumours of it being yeeted…
SLAYER to Commemorate 40 Years of ‘Reign In Blood’ at Texas SICK NEW WORLD Fest in 2026 (As If We Didn’t See That Coming)
OMG! 😲 So, the geriatric thrashers, SLAYER, are crawling out of their retirement homes to “celebrate” the 40th anniversary of…