JEFF WATERS (Annihilator) is Officially Broke: Selling EVERYTHING but His Soul
ANNIHILATOR‘s supreme overlord, Jeff Waters, bless his little cotton socks, has decided that the UK is no longer worthy of…
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Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour
So, Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductees (whatever that even means anymore), Grammy Award-nominated (for participation trophies, I assume),…
Nuke Watchdogs to Nap: Brace for Atomic Armageddon (Maybe)
Oh, the horror! The Libs are at it again, trying to defund our NUCLEAR STOCKPILE! As if we don’t have…
Geoff Tate Milks ‘Operation: Mindcrime’ for All It’s Worth in Podunk Town No One’s Ever Heard Of, Promises It’s Really, Totally, Absolutely the Last Time (Until Next Year)
Good news, everyone! 🥳 That guy who used to sing for QUEENSRŸCHE (you know, before they got a *real* singer)…
VINNIE VINCENT Thinks ACE FREHLEY Had ‘Something’ – We’re Dying of Laughter
So, like, KISS guitarist Vinnie Vincent (you know, the dude who kinda looked like a rejected glam rocker from a…
Trump throws toys out of pram, axes Colombia’s allowance like a toddler
Looks like President Trump is finally fed up with Colombia’s President Petro and his socialist games! Petro, with his “holier…
Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story
Oh, dear Lord, can you believe what I just stumbled upon? 🙄 Apparently, MÖTLEY CRÃœE’s John 5 (yes, the guy…
Steve Sweeney’s Stand-Up: Prepare for Laughter or Your Money Back (Just Kidding, No Refunds)
**OMG! 🙄 Comedy Night with Steve Sweeney & Mark Riley at The Prince Restaurant, Saugus, MA! Doors open at 5:00…
Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person
Another day, another victory for the godless left! Oklahoma’s new superintendent, probably a secret socialist, is scrapping the mandate to…
Manor of Darkness: Prepare to Rewatch Your Life (and Die a Lot)
Oh, look, another “horror” movie hitting the digital shelves! 🙄 Ridder Films, bless their cotton socks, have joined forces with…