Painkiller: Now With Extra EXPLOSIONS and ANGELS (because why not)
Ah yes, 3D Realms, the kings👑 of milking nostalgia, are back at it again! They’ve bravely decided to slap a…
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Tears For Fears’ “Songs From The Big Chair” Turns 40, Still Not Actually A Chair
OMG! 😱 Another 40th-anniversary edition of Songs From The Big Chair – by those TOTALLY obscure guys, Tears For Fears…
Oy Vey, Florida Synagogue Gets a Little Too Lit Before Rosh Hashanah: Was it the Gefilte Fish?
Another day, another outrage! Seems like the radical left is at it again, this time targeting a Florida synagogue just…
Nvidia Dumps $100B into OpenAI’s Money Furnace Because Why Not
Folks, can you believe this? Nvidia, a great American company, is investing up to $100 BILLION in OpenAI! That’s right,…
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE Announces ‘The Black Parade 2026’ Tour (Because They Need the Money)
So, like, apparently, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, those emo dinosaurs 🦖, are STILL trying to milk their “Long Live: The Black…
Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! 🎉 Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…
Newsom’s Social Media Team Trolls Noem So Hard, CNN Had to Write About It
Oh, the delicate snowflakes are at it again! Apparently, a tweet from California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office saying “Kristi Noem…
Hollywood Horrorfest: Desperate Celebs Beg for Your Money
**OMG! 🙄 You’re coming to INDIE FILM LA? 🎬 Don’t be late! ⏰ Programs start “dead on time.” Doors open…
Demon Slayer Fans to be Put Out of Their Misery in 2026, Maybe
OMG! 😱 You guys are NEVER going to believe this! Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle, that anime flick everyone’s drooling over?…
OMG! Dems Triggered by Trump’s Lit Banners, Schiff Throws Hissy Fit!
The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls over President Trump’s “American Workers First” banners.…