Oh, great, now the Fake News CNN is “breaking down” President Trump’s brilliant plan to send $2,000 tariff rebate checks to hard-working American families! You just know they’re gonna twist it into some kind of socialist scheme. Probably funded by George Soros himself!
I bet they won’t mention how these checks are coming straight from the pockets of those Communist Chinese who’ve been ripping us off for decades. Nah, they’d rather whine about “affordability issues” like it’s Trump’s fault that Biden’s Green New Deal made gas cost $50 a gallon. Tune into CNN to see how they will bash America!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
