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Stimulus Checks: Because Adulting is Hard and Money Printers Go Brrr

Stimulus Checks: Because Adulting is Hard and Money Printers Go Brrr

Oh, great, now the Fake News CNN is “breaking down” President Trump’s brilliant plan to send $2,000 tariff rebate checks to hard-working American families! You just know they’re gonna twist it into some kind of socialist scheme. Probably funded by George Soros himself!

I bet they won’t mention how these checks are coming straight from the pockets of those Communist Chinese who’ve been ripping us off for decades. Nah, they’d rather whine about “affordability issues” like it’s Trump’s fault that Biden’s Green New Deal made gas cost $50 a gallon. Tune into CNN to see how they will bash America!

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