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SCAD AnimationFest 2025: Where K-Pop Stars Battle Demons and Phineas and Ferb Attend (Seriously?)
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SCAD AnimationFest 2025: Where K-Pop Stars Battle Demons and Phineas and Ferb Attend (Seriously?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

OMG, SCAD AnimationFest is BACK! ๐Ÿ™„ Get ready for three whole days ofโ€ฆ animation? I guess? September 25-27 in Atlanta,…

Shinedown’s Brent Smith: Radio Saved Our Pathetic Souls
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Shinedown’s Brent Smith: Radio Saved Our Pathetic Souls

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ! SHINEDOWN‘s ๐ŸŽค frontman, Brent Smith, graced Billboard‘s “Behind The Setlist” podcast with his profound wisdom. He talked about…

TWISTED SISTER Thinks It’s Still 1984, Announces Reunion Concert for 2026 (As If Anyone Cares)
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TWISTED SISTER Thinks It’s Still 1984, Announces Reunion Concert for 2026 (As If Anyone Cares)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

TWISTED SISTER, those purveyors of fine 80s cheese ๐Ÿง€, have apparently crawled out of whatever crypt they were hibernating in…

Fortnite Adds a Marketplace (Filled with Ads) and Screws Over Creators (Again)
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Fortnite Adds a Marketplace (Filled with Ads) and Screws Over Creators (Again)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, sweet Celestia, another update for Fortnite? ๐Ÿ™„ Is this game still a thing? Apparently, the overlords at Epic Games…

Nikke Gets Zombified: Prepare for Resident Evil Chaos Next Week
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Nikke Gets Zombified: Prepare for Resident Evil Chaos Next Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

๐ŸคฃOMG, you guys! Goddess of Victory: Nikke, the game where you stare at anime butts while shooting stuff, is doing…

OMG! Taylor Swift Is Stalking Movie Theaters Near You! Hide Your Popcorn!
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OMG! Taylor Swift Is Stalking Movie Theaters Near You! Hide Your Popcorn!

FinnSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

ARE YOU TRIGGERED, SWIFTIES? ๐Ÿคก Taylor Swift, the queen of calculated moves and manufactured drama, is allegedly waltzing back into…

Dragon Quest Creator, the Great Yuji Horii, Explains Why Dragon Quest VII Got a Remake Before the Others (Prepare for Disappointment)
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Dragon Quest Creator, the Great Yuji Horii, Explains Why Dragon Quest VII Got a Remake Before the Others (Prepare for Disappointment)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! ๐Ÿคช It’s the Dragon Quest remake-a-thon, folks! Square Enix is just churning these bad…

GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
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GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

GTA 6, slated for release on May 26, 2026 (mark your calendars, folks, itโ€™s gonna be YUGE!๐Ÿ“…), is causing more…

Ozzy’s ‘Last Chapter’? More Like ‘Last Gasp’ on BBC in October
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Ozzy’s ‘Last Chapter’? More Like ‘Last Gasp’ on BBC in October

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

OMG! Ozzy Osbourne, that decrepit geezer who somehow managed to make a career out of mumbling and biting bats๐Ÿฆ‡, apparently…

CNN Business Accidentally Admits Kimmel Is a European Strongman After Trump’s “Anti-Media Blitz”
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CNN Business Accidentally Admits Kimmel Is a European Strongman After Trump’s “Anti-Media Blitz”

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

More Fake News from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, trying to make our great President Trump look like some…

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