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Shutdownageddon: Schools Implode Because Congress Can’t Play Nice
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Shutdownageddon: Schools Implode Because Congress Can’t Play Nice

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

More socialist handouts! Now they want to indoctrinate our kids with taxpayer money! Lackland, Texas, is just the tip of…

BBC’s Brain Drain: Blame Trump, Blame the Moon, Blame Your Annoying Coworker, Just Blame Something
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BBC’s Brain Drain: Blame Trump, Blame the Moon, Blame Your Annoying Coworker, Just Blame Something

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Oh, the BBC’s boss is stepping down? Probably because he couldn’t handle the TRUTH! The swamp runs deep, even across…

Dice, Disorder, and Disappointment: A CHOP Tabletop Debacle
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Dice, Disorder, and Disappointment: A CHOP Tabletop Debacle

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for The Vanguard’s “epic” Extra-Life Campaign!** 🙄 Join us for a marathon of D&D and TTRPGs at…

Tabletop Games: Funding Anarchy Since 2020
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Tabletop Games: Funding Anarchy Since 2020

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! Prepare for Vanguard’s “totally serious” Extra-Life Campaign!** 🤣 🗓️ Date: Once a year, duh! 📍 Location: The Days of…

Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition
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Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Hold onto your wigs, folks, because KISS is back… or at least, a landlocked, Vegas-fied version of them is! 🤣…

So, You Wanna Donate to Charity Without Getting Fleeced, Huh
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So, You Wanna Donate to Charity Without Getting Fleeced, Huh

Big ElephantNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Oh, the holidays! A time for giving, and apparently, a time for leftist platforms to nickel and dime you for…

Persona Live 2026: Prepare to Yawn as It Shuffle Steps Into LA on January 23-24
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Persona Live 2026: Prepare to Yawn as It Shuffle Steps Into LA on January 23-24

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Get ready to empty your wallets, fellow Persona fanatics! SEGA is blessing the US…

Trump Gets Owned on Affordability by His Beloved Fox News (Yes, Really) | CNN Business
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Trump Gets Owned on Affordability by His Beloved Fox News (Yes, Really) | CNN Business

Big ElephantNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, doesn’t want to hear about the “affordability” crisis, because there isn’t one! The Fake…

New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)
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New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)

FinnNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Another weekend, another excuse to avoid sunlight and human interaction! 🥳 Gather ’round, fellow couch potatoes, as we unveil the…

Animal Crossing Just Added MORE Guys, But You Gotta Buy The Right Toy To Get ‘Em
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Animal Crossing Just Added MORE Guys, But You Gotta Buy The Right Toy To Get ‘Em

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear that Animal Crossing: New Horizons, that game you totally forgot you bought, just got a…

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