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SPINE: Where Gunfights Become Hilariously Choreographed Fails
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SPINE: Where Gunfights Become Hilariously Choreographed Fails

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Alright, so I waltzed into SPINE at Summer Game Fest 2025, expecting the usual hype-train wreckage. Tensor City? More like…

Mr. Blonde Checks Out: Michael Madsen Dead at 67, Ear Still at Large
Cut, Acted, Wrote Poetry: Michael Madsen Dies Like a True Tarantino Character
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Mr. Blonde Checks Out: Michael Madsen Dead at 67, Ear Still at Large

FinnJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Legendary tough guy, Tarantino muse, and full-time ear collector Michael Madsen has officially wrapped his final scene.…

Michael Madsen Kicks the Bucket at 67, Probably While Holding a Bloody Prop
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Michael Madsen Kicks the Bucket at 67, Probably While Holding a Bloody Prop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Seems like Mr. Blonde himself, Michael Madsen, has decided to check out…

‘Crimson Tide 2: Electric Boogaloo’ Incoming
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‘Crimson Tide 2: Electric Boogaloo’ Incoming

FinnJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, sweet Neptune’s beard! 🧜‍♂️ Jerry Bruckheimer, bless his octogenarian heart, is apparently smoking something stronger than sea kelp and…

OMG! Marvel FLOP Now in Superman?! Gunn at it Again!
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OMG! Marvel FLOP Now in Superman?! Gunn at it Again!

FinnJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

So, Superman director James Gunn, fresh from ruining Marvel, has decided to grace DC with his presence, and guess what?…

’40 Acres’: Danielle Deadwyler’s Suburban Nightmare Comedy
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’40 Acres’: Danielle Deadwyler’s Suburban Nightmare Comedy

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Another day, another woke disaster from Hollyweird! Now they’re pushing “40 Acres,” a post-apocalyptic thriller starring Danielle Deadwyler. Betcha it’s…

Joe Perry Gushes About Hollywood Vampires Doc: Prepare to Be Amazed (Or Not)
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Joe Perry Gushes About Hollywood Vampires Doc: Prepare to Be Amazed (Or Not)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

So, Joe Perry, bless his heart 🙄, was yapping to Eddie Trunk (who even listens to that guy anymore? 👴)…

Jon Watts’ Epic Reason for Ditching ‘Fantastic Bore’ Project Revealed
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Jon Watts’ Epic Reason for Ditching ‘Fantastic Bore’ Project Revealed

FinnJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Jon Watts FINALLY spilled the tea ☕ on why he bailed on directing *Fantastic Four: First Steps*. Turns…

Denis Villeneuve Directing Bond? More Like Bore-is Villeneuve
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Denis Villeneuve Directing Bond? More Like Bore-is Villeneuve

FinnJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Denis Villeneuve, the guy who made sand look interesting for 3 hours, is directing the new James Bond…

“Our Secrets Are The Same,” Yawn, Said Jim Kerr and Charlie Burchill, As If We Care
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“Our Secrets Are The Same,” Yawn, Said Jim Kerr and Charlie Burchill, As If We Care

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Our Secrets Are The Same is supposedly a “remarkable” joint memoir by Simple Minds founding members Jim Kerr and Charlie…

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