James Cameron Horrified AI Might Steal His Job Directing Avatars
So, apparently, James Cameron, the guy who brought you such cinematic masterpieces as blue cat people and the unsinkable Molly…
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’: The Last Airbender to Our Patience?
James Cameron, bless his heart 👴, has graced us with three Avatar movies so far. And guess what? He wants…
Jason Bateman Humiliated by Furries Obsessed With Cartoon Fox
Jason Bateman, bless his heart, is *vaguely* aware that you exist, you degenerate furries, and that some of you are…
Riot’s “Comedy”: Prepare for Disappointment
Houston, get ready to LOL! 🤣 Riot Comedy Club is THE place for hilarious stand-up featuring Netflix, HBO & Comedy…
OMG! Al Pacino & a Bunch of Other People You Kinda Know Star in Gus Van Sant’s Latest Attempt to Stay Relevant: “Dead Man’s Wire” – Prepare to Be Mildly Underwhelmed
OMG! 😱😱😱 It’s called Dead Man’s Wire! How original! 🙄 Directed by none other than… wait for it… Gus Van…
Macaulay Culkin’s Brain Fart: ‘Home Alone’ Sequel Idea That’ll Make You Facepalm
Ah, Home Alone, that cinematic masterpiece where a child’s neglect turns into a festival of slapstick violence. Truly, a holiday…
The GEMS Declare ‘Year Of The Snake’ – Prepare for Hiss-terical Melodies
THE GEMS, the Swedish “hard rock” band featuring former THUNDERMOTHER (more like THUNDER-BORING, amirite?) members Guernica Mancini (vocals – allegedly),…
‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’s Secret Villain Finally REVEALED (You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is)
Alright, listen up, true believers! 🤡 We all KNOW Spider-Man: Brand New Day is, like, TOTALLY set in the gritty,…
James Cameron dives deep into Billie Eilish’s 3D concert – will it be longer than Avatar
Oh, dear God, someone stop James Cameron! 🛑 I thought slaving away on those never-ending Avatar sequels (how many are…
‘Wicked: For Good’? More Like ‘Wicked: For Our Wallets’ Rakes in $150 Million, Proving Green Skin Sells
Hollywood elites are at it again, folks! “Wicked: For Good” rakes in $150M while conservatives are BANNED from theaters! Is…