Because What The World Needed Was Cartoon Carnage
Get ready for the (animated) Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Because what the world really needed was another iteration of a…
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Tupac Murder Trial Jury Seated Because Justice Is Slow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been nearly 30 years since Tupac Shakur was fatally shot…
Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney
Spider-Man: Brand New Day has officially become the seventh film in history to gross over $700 million at the U.S.…
Looney Tunes RebootMachine Churns Out Another Soulless Cash Grab
The latest attempt to revive a beloved franchise has finally hit theaters, because of course it has. Coyote vs. Acme…
Barbie 2 probably wont happen because miracles do occur in Hollywood sometimes
It’s official: the Barbie sequel that was all but guaranteed after the first film’s massive $1.4 billion haul in 2023…
Netflix Recycles Wonka IP Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Overrated
Netflix is bringing a new animated Willy Wonka movie to theaters in 2027, because what the world really needed was…
Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut
Well, well, well, it looks like S-Game has finally decided to lift the veil on their upcoming game, Phantom Blade…
Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval
Nick Fury’s iconic speech about bringing together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more…
Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity
Lucy Davis, star of the original English version of The Office, has announced that she is suffering from “incurable” cancer.…
TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too
TIFF 2026 is just around the corner, and the organizers are pulling out all the stops to make this year’s…