Colin Farrell and the Russo Brothers are Teaming Up to Ruin Another Comic Book Movie
Oh, great, another Colin Farrell comic book movie 🙄. Fresh off his *totally* unforgettable role as Penguin (you know, the…
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Blu-Ray Review – Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (Finally!)
Ah, Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale. Because what the world REALLY needed was MORE Crawley family drama. Because apparently, we…
‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’: Prepare to Have Your Eyeballs Glued to the Screen for an Eternity
Prepare yourselves for an epic cinematic experience filled with… more blue people doing stuff. 🙄 According to the esteemed AMC…
Woody and Buzz Return in Toy Story 5: Prepare for More Existential Dread and Plastic Mayhem
Woody and Buzz, those dusty relics of childhood, are back for Toy Story 5, because apparently, Pixar ran out of…
SABATON Drops New Vid for ‘A Tiger Among Dragons’ Because Apparently Dragons Need Tigers Now
So, SABATON, those Swedish metalheads who apparently think history is just a suggestion for song lyrics, have dropped another single…
A Wider, and Probably More Pretentious, Lens Film Festival
OMG! 🙄 Prepare for “A Wider Lens Film Festival!” at The Grand Cinema in Tacoma! 🎬 Two chances to see…
‘Predator: Badlands’ Review: Yeah Right, Just Like Every Other ‘Predator’ Movie Ever
So, you’ve probably heard of “Predator,” right? If not, crawl out from under your rock and Google “original Predator design.”…
New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)
Another weekend, another excuse to avoid sunlight and human interaction! 🥳 Gather ’round, fellow couch potatoes, as we unveil the…
‘Michael’ Trailer Debuts: Prepare for Moonwalking or Something
Oh, boy, another Michael Jackson biopic? 🙄 I mean, because the world DEFINITELY needs another rehashing of his “fascinating” (read:…
“K-Pop Demon Hunters 2: Electric Boogaloo – Prepare for More Cringey Slayage”
OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT gonna believe this! Netflix and Sony, bless their clueless little hearts, FINALLY decided to…