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The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)
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The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Ah, Halloween, the one day of the year where you can dress up as your crippling student debt and nobody…

2025 Campaign Trail: Democrats Already Eyeing 2028 Because 2024 Is So Last Year
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2025 Campaign Trail: Democrats Already Eyeing 2028 Because 2024 Is So Last Year

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

The 2025 campaign trail has turned into a clown show for 2028 hopefuls, all desperate to save the failing Democratic…

Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)
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Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)

FinnOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

👂Psst!👂 Did you peasants actually strain your👂👂 to the very end of that ✨glorious✨Scream 7 trailer? I bet you didn’t.…

Lobo Theater: Get Cult Classic’d or GTFO
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Lobo Theater: Get Cult Classic’d or GTFO

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 29, 2025

WOW! 🙄 The Historic Lobo Theater & Event Center (Nob Hill, Albuquerque) is doing a Cult Classics series in November!…

OMG! Tarantino & Pegg? A Drama? Will There Be Foot Fetishes and Cornetto References? We Can Only Hope!
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OMG! Tarantino & Pegg? A Drama? Will There Be Foot Fetishes and Cornetto References? We Can Only Hope!

FinnOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Hold onto your hats, folks, because the cinematic world is about to be graced with the presence of not one,…

Arnie smacks down wimpy US redistricting ‘war’, calls it a ‘girly-man’ fight
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Arnie smacks down wimpy US redistricting ‘war’, calls it a ‘girly-man’ fight

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Oh, look, it’s the Governator, now a CNN shill, whining about “redistricting wars.” As if California wasn’t gerrymandered into a…

iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)
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iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 iam8bit, those guys who keep trying to sell you overpriced vinyl and plastic game cases,…

Fincher’s ZODIAC on FILM: A Millennial’s Nightmare
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Fincher’s ZODIAC on FILM: A Millennial’s Nightmare

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! 😱 It’s Halloween-o-thon 2025! Sunday, October 26, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA…

“It Was Just An Accident” – Yeah Right, Sure It Was, Jafar
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“It Was Just An Accident” – Yeah Right, Sure It Was, Jafar

FinnOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

MUBI, bless their cotton socks, has decided to inflict upon us a new trailer and some allegedly “new” artwork for…

London Film Festival Review: The Secret Agent – More like the Secretly Awful Agent, am I right?
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London Film Festival Review: The Secret Agent – More like the Secretly Awful Agent, am I right?

FinnOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

As with most of Brazilian director Kleber Mendonça Filho’s films, The Secret Agent defies easy classification because, let’s be honest,…

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