Netflix Vomits Out Another “Best” Animated Movie (Yeah, Right)
Okay, so apparently it’s been a real snoozefest for animated movies this year 😴. I mean, who even cares about…
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Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions
So, Jared Harris, bless his heart 🙄, apparently has “no clue” what’s going on with the third Sherlock Holmes movie.…
‘Crimson Tide 2: Electric Boogaloo’ Incoming
Oh, sweet Neptune’s beard! 🧜♂️ Jerry Bruckheimer, bless his octogenarian heart, is apparently smoking something stronger than sea kelp and…
OMG! Marvel FLOP Now in Superman?! Gunn at it Again!
So, Superman director James Gunn, fresh from ruining Marvel, has decided to grace DC with his presence, and guess what?…
Neil Druckmann Abandons Ship, Leaves ‘The Last of Us’ Fans to Drown in Disappointment
Oh noes! 😱 Neil Druckmann, the supposed “genius” behind The Last of Us (you know, that zombie show everyone pretends…
Jon Watts’ Epic Reason for Ditching ‘Fantastic Bore’ Project Revealed
OMG! 😱 Jon Watts FINALLY spilled the tea ☕ on why he bailed on directing *Fantastic Four: First Steps*. Turns…
Denis Villeneuve Directing Bond? More Like Bore-is Villeneuve
OMG! 😱 Denis Villeneuve, the guy who made sand look interesting for 3 hours, is directing the new James Bond…
AMC to Cram Even MORE Ads Down Your Throat Starting Today
Oh, the horror! More ads at the movies? This is what happens when you let the woke mob run Hollywood!…
‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Did WHAT Now?!
Opening in theaters on July 2nd is 🦖‘Jurassic World Rebirth’, the latest in the long-running dinosaur franchise that originated with…
Dave Bautista Volunteered as Tribute for ‘Road House’ Redo
Oh, honey, guess what? 💅 They’re making another ‘Road House’ movie! 🙄 Because the first one was just *so* good,…