Bryan Adams croons again because apparently he wasn’t done yet
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Bryan Adams is back with a brand new single, 51st State, a powerful…
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PlayStation Casually Steals 500 Movies From Users Because That’s Just What Companies Do Now
In a move that’s sure to delight fans of ephemeral media and fleeting entertainment experiences, Sony has announced that it…
Bodom Reunion Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs More Power Chords
Get ready for a serious dose of Finnish metal, because CHILDREN OF BODOM is back… kind of. The band will…
CNN says Pete Hegseth is bad for the troops now
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…
Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective
Primal Scream, the band that refuses to retire, has announced a new collection of their most revered and experimental albums,…
AI stocks tanking again because tech bubble popping maybe
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the tech stock traders who are getting a little testy about the high…
Steam Machine Pricing and Reservations Are Finally Here Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Overpriced PC Hardware Already
The moment of truth has finally arrived, folks! Valve has pulled back the curtain on Steam Machine pricing, and let’s…
BEARTOOTH Finally Decides to Release Actual Bulls*** From Their Super Original and Not at All Overhyped ‘Pure Ecstasy’ Album That Will Definitely Change the Face of Music Forever
BEARTOOTH is back with a new single, and it’s all about the “Bullshit” 🤣. The latest track from their upcoming…
Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…
MOONSPELL finally ran out of vampire novelty checks and had to actually try on their next album far from god after Fernando Ribeiro almost lost his goth card for not being edgy enough
In a shocking turn of events, the vocalist of MOONSPELL, Fernando Ribeiro, has come out and said that he didn’t…