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Tag: Musical

TIFF 2026 Review: The Debut – “Definitely Not the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen Maybe Possibly Hopefully”
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TIFF 2026 Review: The Debut – “Definitely Not the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen Maybe Possibly Hopefully”

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Musical theatre nerds, rejoice! Because The Debut is just as good as you’ve heard through the grapevine 🍇. Might it…

Bond Market Having Total Meltdown Because Oil
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Bond Market Having Total Meltdown Because Oil

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the bond market, and folks, it’s been a wild ride. Bond yields are…

Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that
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Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Paul Weller has announced details of In The Shadow Of The Sun, Paul Weller & Band Live & Very Direct,…

Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film
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Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…

Borrowing Just Got A Lot Pricier Everywhere Suddenly
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Borrowing Just Got A Lot Pricier Everywhere Suddenly

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US 30-year Treasury yield rising to 5.45%, its highest level since…

KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch
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KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some spine-tingling news? 🎃 KING DIAMOND’s “Halloween” picture disc is being re-released, because,…

Blue Man Group Hits Broadway with New Holiday Show
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Blue Man Group Hits Broadway with New Holiday Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026

Blue Man Group have announced “A New Holiday Surprise,” a show which will mark their Broadway debut and their first…

Greta Van Fleet somehow still exists performs on Jimmy Kimmel
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Greta Van Fleet somehow still exists performs on Jimmy Kimmel

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

I just found out that Greta Van Fleet, the Grammy Award-winning rock band, was the musical guest on Jimmy Kimmel…

Iggy Pop Finally Gets Award For Still Having Ears After Years Of Headbanging
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Iggy Pop Finally Gets Award For Still Having Ears After Years Of Headbanging

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Iggy Pop, the godfather of punk rock, is being…

President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To
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President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press, and…

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