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Tag: Musical

DEEP PURPLE Finally Decides to Release Music That Matches Their Ego with New Single ‘Arrogant Boy’ from Their Obviously Genius Album ‘Splat’
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DEEP PURPLE Finally Decides to Release Music That Matches Their Ego with New Single ‘Arrogant Boy’ from Their Obviously Genius Album ‘Splat’

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

Get ready to rock out with the legendary DEEP PURPLE, as they release their brand-new album “Splat!” on July 3…

Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles
Breaking, Music News

Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

This is going to be a wild ride, folks! 🎢 MÖTLEY CRÜE, the most iconic rock band of all time…

The Testament of Ann Lee hits Disney+ because what every kid needs is a healthy dose of 18th century Shaker history to go along with their Mickey Mouse waffles
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The Testament of Ann Lee hits Disney+ because what every kid needs is a healthy dose of 18th century Shaker history to go along with their Mickey Mouse waffles

FinnMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and downright spiritual experience of your life: The Testament of Ann Lee is…

Sega Suddenly Realizes It Has No Idea What a “Super Game” Is and Quietly Backs Away While Clutching Its Precious Sonic Reboots for Dear Life
The Sega Saga: A Tale of Cancelled Games and Rebooted Dreams 🤣
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Sega Suddenly Realizes It Has No Idea What a “Super Game” Is and Quietly Backs Away While Clutching Its Precious Sonic Reboots for Dear Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

It’s time to sound the alarm, folks! Sega, the legendary game developer, has just dropped a bombshell that’s left gamers…

DEVIN TOWNSEND: ‘The Hardest Part About Being A Singer Is Dealing With Fans Who Still Think You’re Cool’
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DEVIN TOWNSEND: ‘The Hardest Part About Being A Singer Is Dealing With Fans Who Still Think You’re Cool’

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Devin Townsend, the Canadian musician, composer, and producer, has revealed that his voice has…

BREAKING: Metallica Suddenly Remembers They’re Old And Play Very Greek Song To Confused Fans In Athens
Breaking News: Metallica Still Exists and People Still Care 🤯
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BREAKING: Metallica Suddenly Remembers They’re Old And Play Very Greek Song To Confused Fans In Athens

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2026May 10, 2026

The legendary metal band Metallica kicked off their 2026 leg of the “M72” world tour in Athens, Greece, and we’re…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Nap of Your Life with Roby Lakatos Ensemble at Russell Hill Rogers Musical Evenings

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

A breathtaking blend of Gypsy soul, classical precision, and jazz spontaneity 🎵 Raffle: win free swag 🎁! Parking Russell Hill…

VENOM Trolls LAMB OF GOD Over Totally Not Ripoff Album Title and Honestly Who Cares Anyway
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VENOM Trolls LAMB OF GOD Over Totally Not Ripoff Album Title and Honestly Who Cares Anyway

Chord F. DiscordMay 9, 2026May 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some drama? 🤣 Because we’ve got a whole lot of it brewing in the…

The Switch 2 Is About to Rob You Blind This September Because Who Needs Food Anyway When You Can Have More Memory
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The Switch 2 Is About to Rob You Blind This September Because Who Needs Food Anyway When You Can Have More Memory

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Nintendo is raising the price of the Switch 2 later this year amid a global memory shortage 🚨💸. Because who…

Xbox Just Announced the Most Overhyped Game Ever and It’s a Yakuza Prequel Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those, Plus a Cast That’s More Star-Studded Than Your Grandma’s Quilt and a Release Window That’s Totally Not Getting Delayed
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Xbox Just Announced the Most Overhyped Game Ever and It’s a Yakuza Prequel Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those, Plus a Cast That’s More Star-Studded Than Your Grandma’s Quilt and a Release Window That’s Totally Not Getting Delayed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

Xbox’s long-awaited Stranger Than Heaven presentation finally dropped, and boy, was it a wild ride 🎢! The biggest question on…

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