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Oh Great Another Biopic About a Guy Who Ate Some Food and Died
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Oh Great Another Biopic About a Guy Who Ate Some Food and Died

FinnMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

The Anthony Bourdain biopic, because you didn’t get enough of him when he was alive and cooking up a storm…

Foo Fighters Album Name Changed Because Clearly Wicked is the Real Hero Here and Their Musical Magic is Just Too Powerful to Handle
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Foo Fighters Album Name Changed Because Clearly Wicked is the Real Hero Here and Their Musical Magic is Just Too Powerful to Handle

FinnMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

It’s undeniable that Jon M. Chu’s Wicked film adaptation and its sequel had a major impact on pop culture over…

FEAR FACTORY’s Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Release Some New Music Maybe Possibly Hopefully This Time for Real Guys
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FEAR FACTORY’s Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Release Some New Music Maybe Possibly Hopefully This Time for Real Guys

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 FEAR FACTORY is coming out with a new…

Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Musical Journey Ever as We Dive Into the Completely Not Forgotten Discography of Deacon Blue Album by Painfully Detailed Album
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Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Musical Journey Ever as We Dive Into the Completely Not Forgotten Discography of Deacon Blue Album by Painfully Detailed Album

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

Deacon Blue’s 1993 album “Whatever You Say, Say Nothing” is a hot mess express 🚂💥, and I am HERE. FOR.…

London Records Launches Super Original and Not at All Overdone Podcast Because the World Was Just Missing That
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London Records Launches Super Original and Not at All Overdone Podcast Because the World Was Just Missing That

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

Get ready to binge-listen to the most epic podcast of the year, folks 🚀! London Records has just announced the…

DYING FETUS is Still Alive Somehow and Dragging SANGUISUGABOGG and CROWBAR on Their Geriatric Fall 2026 Tour
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DYING FETUS is Still Alive Somehow and Dragging SANGUISUGABOGG and CROWBAR on Their Geriatric Fall 2026 Tour

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, ear-shattering, and face-melting tour of the year, folks! 🤘🏻💥 DYING FETUS and SANGUISUGABOGG are…

STONE SOUR Guitarist JOSH RAND’s Super Important Side Project That You’ll Forget Exists in a Month THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT Lands Record Deal with FRONTIERS MUSIC SRL Because Who Doesn’t Need More Music from a Guitarist with a Capitalized Name
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STONE SOUR Guitarist JOSH RAND’s Super Important Side Project That You’ll Forget Exists in a Month THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT Lands Record Deal with FRONTIERS MUSIC SRL Because Who Doesn’t Need More Music from a Guitarist with a Capitalized Name

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I’ve got the scoop on the latest and greatest…

OMG FINALLY You Can Waste Your Money on the Most Overpriced Music Book Ever NIRVANA The Complete Scores Deluxe Hardcover Collector’s Edition Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Spend Your Money On
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OMG FINALLY You Can Waste Your Money on the Most Overpriced Music Book Ever NIRVANA The Complete Scores Deluxe Hardcover Collector’s Edition Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Spend Your Money On

Chord F. DiscordApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 Hal Leonard has just announced the release of “Nirvana –…

YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Has Finally Emerged From His Time Machine and Finished Recording His New Solo Album Which Will Obviously Be the Same 10 Guitar Solos He’s Been Playing Since 1985 Set to a Slightly Different Backing Track
Breaking News: Yngwie Malmsteen Announces New Album, World Still Spinning 🌎💥
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YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Has Finally Emerged From His Time Machine and Finished Recording His New Solo Album Which Will Obviously Be the Same 10 Guitar Solos He’s Been Playing Since 1985 Set to a Slightly Different Backing Track

Chord F. DiscordApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, legendary Swedish guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen has revealed that he’s been working on a new…

Diana Ross Totally Not Bitter About Being Left Out of the Michael Jackson Biopic or Anything
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Diana Ross Totally Not Bitter About Being Left Out of the Michael Jackson Biopic or Anything

FinnApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

The drama, the excitement, the utter chaos that is the Michael Jackson biopic! 🎬👀 It’s like a never-ending soap opera,…

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