38 Special Drops ‘Milestone’ After Half-Century of Waiting: Prepare to Be Mildly Impressed
38 SPECIAL, the band so southern they probably deep-fry their guitars 🎸, has decided to grace us with a new…
Tag: Musical
FIRESPAWN Gets GRAVE-ly Serious, Hires JÖRGEN SANDSTRÖM to Fill Vocals Four Years After L.G. PETROV Cashed Out
FIRESPAWN, those lovable Swedish death metallers who brought you such hits as… uh… well, anyway, they’re back! 🎉 Yes, more…
Fozzy Barfs Up Another Turd, This Time It’s ‘Fall In Line’
FOZZY, the musical masterpiece 🤩 fronted by wrestling “icon” Chris Jericho and the guitar wizard 🧙♂️ from STUCK MOJO, Rich…
70000 TONS OF METAL Cruise Dumps Crappy Island, Reveals Band Lineup (as if you care) For 2026 Booze Cruise
70000 Tons Of Metal, or as I like to call it, “70000 Tons of Disappointment,” has bravely announced a change…
Carcass Announces They’re Finally Bothering to Visit North America in 2025 (If We’re Still Alive)
British extreme metal pioneers CARCASS, those lovable geezers who’ve been churning out the same old riffs since before your dad…
Puscifer, the band no one can spell, Somehow Manages to Book Two LA Gigs
🤣OMG! You guys will NEVER guess what’s happening! PUSCIFER, aka Maynard’s side-hustle when he’s not busy being cryptic in TOOL…
Opus Major Drops MAJJAM: Prepare for Co-Op Cuteness Overload and Catchy Tunes That Will Haunt Your Dreams
Oh, sweet merciful indie game gods, Opus Major (who?) has graced us with MAJJAM, a co-op adventure game where apparently,…
‘Superman’ Broadway Musical: More Like ‘SuperFAIL’
Behold! The most cringe-worthy, face-palming, “what were they thinking?” piece of superhero media ever to disgrace the silver screen… or…
Matt Cameron FINALLY Escapes Pearl Jam After Torturous 27-Year Sentence
Breaking News! 🚨 Matt Cameron, the guy who hits things in PEARL JAM, has finally realized he’s been playing the…
Scorpions Biopic ‘Wind Of Change’: Prepare to be blown away (by boredom)
OMG! 😱 A trailer just dropped for Wind Of Change, the Scorpions biopic, filmed at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden in…