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Tag: Musical

ZAKK WYLDE Predicts BLACK LABEL SOCIETY Will Still Be Alive (And Touring) By 2026
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ZAKK WYLDE Predicts BLACK LABEL SOCIETY Will Still Be Alive (And Touring) By 2026

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, Zakk Wylde, the man who apparently sleeps with a guitar instead of a teddy bear 🧸, has been flapping…

Prepare your eardrums for a geriatric rock-off as FOREIGNER, propped up by the ancient relic LOU GRAMM, creaks through Santiago, Chile in Spring 2025! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡±πŸ€£
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Prepare your eardrums for a geriatric rock-off as FOREIGNER, propped up by the ancient relic LOU GRAMM, creaks through Santiago, Chile in Spring 2025! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡±πŸ€£

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

HOLY GUACAMOLE! πŸ₯‘ Fan-filmed video surfaces of FOREIGNER’s May 7th concert in Chile, and let’s just say it’s a masterclass…

The Who, bless their geriatric hearts, are apparently still touring and calling it a “farewell,” again πŸ™„πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸŽ€πŸ’¨.
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The Who, bless their geriatric hearts, are apparently still touring and calling it a “farewell,” again πŸ™„πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸŽ€πŸ’¨.

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2025May 8, 2025

Alright, listen up, you geriatric rockers! πŸ‘΄πŸ‘΅ The Who, those purveyors of smashed guitars and tinnitus-inducing anthems, are apparently lumbering…

Is Halsey FINALLY Trying to Sound Edgy by Begging Amy Lee for a Feature? πŸ™„πŸŽ€πŸŽΈ
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Is Halsey FINALLY Trying to Sound Edgy by Begging Amy Lee for a Feature? πŸ™„πŸŽ€πŸŽΈ

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

OMG, is Halsey, queen of strategically placed glitter and vaguely angsty lyrics, about to collab with Amy Lee, the patron…

HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! πŸŽƒπŸ˜‚πŸ’€
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HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! πŸŽƒπŸ˜‚πŸ’€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Time to dust off your Jason Voorhees mask and practice your Wilhelm scream, folks! Screen Masters International, bless their little…

Oh great, another Ann Wilson “Live in Concert” Blu-Ray – because we haven’t suffered enough already πŸ™„ πŸ’ΏπŸŽ€πŸŽΆ
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Oh great, another Ann Wilson “Live in Concert” Blu-Ray – because we haven’t suffered enough already πŸ™„ πŸ’ΏπŸŽ€πŸŽΆ

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare yourselves, peasants, because TH Entertainment and Mercury Studios (aka Eagle Rock Entertainment – sounds like a retirement…

So, Captain Planet and the guy who sang “Vienna” are flogging a Live Aid musical album – because the 80s weren’t embarrassing enough the first time around πŸ™„πŸŽΆ
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So, Captain Planet and the guy who sang “Vienna” are flogging a Live Aid musical album – because the 80s weren’t embarrassing enough the first time around πŸ™„πŸŽΆ

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Just For One Day – The Live Aid Musical album has been unleashed upon the world, like a rogue glitter…

OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – guess anyone can be a “star” these days πŸ™„
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OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – guess anyone can be a “star” these days πŸ™„

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Green Day, those purveyors of slightly-more-than-mediocre punk-ish anthems, FINALLY got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!…

Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer πŸ§¦πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚
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Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer πŸ§¦πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

So, apparently, former VIXEN singer Lorraine Lewis (who? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ) did an interview with Brutal Planet Media (never heard of ’em)…

Paradise Lost’s Aaron Aedy Admits New Album Is Basically Just Expensive Noise Pollution Right Now πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸŽΆπŸ₯΄
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Paradise Lost’s Aaron Aedy Admits New Album Is Basically Just Expensive Noise Pollution Right Now πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸŽΆπŸ₯΄

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

In an earth-shattering interview with some dude on YouTube named Alejandrosis (who?), Paradise Lost guitarist Aaron Aedy (who? again) deigned…

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