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Islands: Yet Another Trailer Starring People You’ve Barely Heard Of
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Islands: Yet Another Trailer Starring People You’ve Barely Heard Of

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, look, another “twisty thriller” 🙄. This one’s about a tennis coach, because apparently, being a tennis coach at a…

Pokémon Legends: Z-A DLC – Get Ready to Empty Your Wallet, Trainers
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Pokémon Legends: Z-A DLC – Get Ready to Empty Your Wallet, Trainers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, sweet Arceus, another cash grab!💰 Not even a month after Pokémon Legends: Z-A dropped, Game Freak is already dangling…

One blurry pic: Solved the UPS Kentucky plane crash mystery
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One blurry pic: Solved the UPS Kentucky plane crash mystery

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! CNN, still sniffing around for ways to blame President Trump for something, is now…

KORN Guitarist BRIAN ‘HEAD’ WELCH Drops Truth Bomb: Religion, Still Messing Things Up After All These Years, Who Knew
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KORN Guitarist BRIAN ‘HEAD’ WELCH Drops Truth Bomb: Religion, Still Messing Things Up After All These Years, Who Knew

Chord F. DiscordNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Brian “Head” Welch, the dude who bailed on KORN in ’05 ’cause he found Jesus (or maybe Jesus found his…

CNN’s Guide to the Apocalypse: Hurricane Melissa, Trump’s Asian Adventure, Shutdown Showdown, Immigration Insanity, and Amazon’s Bloodbath
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CNN’s Guide to the Apocalypse: Hurricane Melissa, Trump’s Asian Adventure, Shutdown Showdown, Immigration Insanity, and Amazon’s Bloodbath

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

The liberal media, CNN, is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump and push their socialist agenda!…

DNA Test: Unlocking the Pandora’s Box of Why You’re Such a Medical Mystery, Bless Your Heart
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DNA Test: Unlocking the Pandora’s Box of Why You’re Such a Medical Mystery, Bless Your Heart

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Another day, another libtard snowflake discovers their true identity! Turns out Summer McKesson couldn’t figure out why her soy latte…

Jennifer Hale Yearns to Return as Shepard in Mass Effect 5, Begs BioWare for a Call
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Jennifer Hale Yearns to Return as Shepard in Mass Effect 5, Begs BioWare for a Call

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Wow, hold on to your Omni-tools, folks! Jennifer Hale, the voice actress for everyone’s favorite space lesbian (or space dude,…

Matthew Modine, bless his heart, thinks you care about his Full Metal Jacket doc
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Matthew Modine, bless his heart, thinks you care about his Full Metal Jacket doc

FinnOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Like, who even cares about another documentary on Stanley Kubrick’s FULL METAL JACKET? Seriously, are we still milking…

Anno 117: Pax Romana: Juggling Romans While Rome Burns: A Preview for Aspiring Emperors (and Disaster Tourists)
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Anno 117: Pax Romana: Juggling Romans While Rome Burns: A Preview for Aspiring Emperors (and Disaster Tourists)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Okay, so I’ve played Anno 117: Pax Romana again, and guess what? I’m still trash at it. I thought I…

Konami Cancels Silent Hill f OST, World Sobbing, Refunds Offered Like Band-Aids on a Bullet Wound
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Konami Cancels Silent Hill f OST, World Sobbing, Refunds Offered Like Band-Aids on a Bullet Wound

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Oh, the misery! 😭 Konami, those masters of pachinko machines and cancelled dreams, have done it again! They’ve officially binned…

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