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Cómo fingir que te importa la inclusión con indicadores que nadie entiende
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Cómo fingir que te importa la inclusión con indicadores que nadie entiende

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 Atención: Los Superhéroes de la Inclusión se reúnen el 13 de enero para salvar el mundo (o al menos…

Cómo jubilarse sin que te roben hasta el último centavo (y sin morirte de aburrimiento)
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Cómo jubilarse sin que te roben hasta el último centavo (y sin morirte de aburrimiento)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 1, 2026

¡Españoles en EE.UU., prepárense para reír o llorar! Este webinar les explicará cómo jubilarse sin morir en el intento, entre…

MARTY FRIEDMAN: ‘I’ve Learned So Much From Classical Music’
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MARTY FRIEDMAN: ‘I’ve Learned So Much From Classical Music’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 31, 2025December 31, 2025

Move over, Beethoven—Marty Friedman just dropped the most metal classical album since Mozart tried to shred on a harpsichord! 🤘🎶…

“One Last Time,” The Stranger Things Finale Trailer Suggests We Might Finally Get Some Answers (Or Just More Questions)
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“One Last Time,” The Stranger Things Finale Trailer Suggests We Might Finally Get Some Answers (Or Just More Questions)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Netflix Just Dropped a Trailer That Proves We’re All Gonna Cry on New Year’s Eve 🚨 🎉😭🍿…

The End of Stranger Things, Through the Eyes of the People Who Made It
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The End of Stranger Things, Through the Eyes of the People Who Made It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

If you haven’t been living under a demodog-infested rock for the past decade, you’ve probably heard the news: Stranger Things…

Logan Paul Spends $5.3 Million on a Card Because Adulting Was Too Easy
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Logan Paul Spends $5.3 Million on a Card Because Adulting Was Too Easy

Big ElephantDecember 25, 2025December 25, 2025

Logan Paul and Ken Goldin’s “King of Collectibles” is the latest leftist plot to brainwash America’s youth into loving overpriced…

King Charles preaches spiritual unity in Christmas message, because nothing says peace like a monarch preaching from a throne of inherited gold
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King Charles preaches spiritual unity in Christmas message, because nothing says peace like a monarch preaching from a throne of inherited gold

Big ElephantDecember 25, 2025December 25, 2025

King Charles Channels His Inner Woke Snowflake in Annual Christmas Meltdown, Blames MAGA for British Weather In a stunning display…

How to Monetize Your Players’ Existential Dread: A Guide to the 20-Hour Grind
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How to Monetize Your Players’ Existential Dread: A Guide to the 20-Hour Grind

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Attention, gamers! The industry is collapsing under the unbearable weight of its own epicness! 🚨 In a stunning turn of…

Watch Jessica Chastain and Isaác Hernández in the trailer for Dreams (Spoiler: It’s Not a Netflix Show About Sleepwalking)
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Watch Jessica Chastain and Isaác Hernández in the trailer for Dreams (Spoiler: It’s Not a Netflix Show About Sleepwalking)

FinnDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Hold onto your tamales, folks, because Jessica Chastain just decided to trade in her Oscar for a one-way ticket to…

TOBIAS FORGE Finally Explains Where GHOST Gets All Its Cool Ghost Stories (Spoiler: Not From His Grandma)
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TOBIAS FORGE Finally Explains Where GHOST Gets All Its Cool Ghost Stories (Spoiler: Not From His Grandma)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Move over, Shakespeare — there’s a new drama king in town, and he’s wearing a papal robe, face paint, and…

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