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TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly
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TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Another week, another batch of new TV shows and series to add to your already overflowing watchlist. Because what you…

Brad Pitt Reprises Role in Fincher’s Hollywood Sequel Trailer Drops
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Brad Pitt Reprises Role in Fincher’s Hollywood Sequel Trailer Drops

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026

Netflix has revealed the first trailer for The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, the upcoming standalone sequel to Once Upon…

Guy Ritchie’s Wife and Dog are More Interesting than His Movies Apparently They Get a Teaser Trailer Now
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Guy Ritchie’s Wife and Dog are More Interesting than His Movies Apparently They Get a Teaser Trailer Now

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright ridiculous movie trailer of the year? I…

Netflix Churns Out Another Biopic to Fill Endless Content Void
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Netflix Churns Out Another Biopic to Fill Endless Content Void

FinnSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Netflix is making a documentary series about Mike Tyson, because of course they are. The streaming giant has ordered a…

Feds Get Paid $9.5 Billion to Chill in 2025
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Feds Get Paid $9.5 Billion to Chill in 2025

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration spent a whopping $9.5 billion on paid administrative…

Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels
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Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

As Quentin Tarantino’s film output has slowed in recent years, his literary output has increased. Because, you know, the world…

Shadow Realm Devs Spill Secrets to Anyone Still Interested
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Shadow Realm Devs Spill Secrets to Anyone Still Interested

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Get ready for a wild ride, folks, as we dive into the mystical world of Daemons of the Shadow Realm,…

Because You Clearly Need More TV, Here Are Some New Shows
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Because You Clearly Need More TV, Here Are Some New Shows

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

In a move that’s sure to thrill audiences and further erode the concept of a traditional TV season, several new…

Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…

MAGA Melts Down Over Netflix Post
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MAGA Melts Down Over Netflix Post

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

An X post shared by the Netflix UK & Ireland account has come under fire after accusations by MAGA influencers…

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