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“Learn to Make Buttons Look Fancy and Confuse Users in 2 Hours!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 25, 2026

🌊🐠 Online Workshop: UX/UI-Design fĂŒr absolute AnfĂ€nger! (mit Seepferdchen-Abschluss) đŸ•°ïž 3 Stunden purer Webdesign-Wahnsinn mit zwei Trainer*innen, die nie aufhören…

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“25. Netzwerk-CafĂ© – Wo GrĂŒnderinnen, SelbststĂ€ndige und Berufsfrauen Gemeinsam Klönen (und Vielleicht Sogar GeschĂ€fte Machen)”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 25, 2026

**Netzwerk-CafĂ© fĂŒr Frauen: Hier wird nicht nur Kaffee ausgeschenkt, sondern auch Wissen! ☕** Liebe Frauen, endlich mal wieder ein Treffpunkt,…

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Free Data Engineering Bootcamp: Because Who Doesn’t Want to Be a Spreadsheet Wizard?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 23, 2026

Calling all data nerds and spreadsheet warriors—your dream bootcamp is here, and it’s FREE! 🚀 Attention, recent grads and aspiring…

‘Wednesday’ Season 3 Is In Production – With Big New Stars, Including That One Guy From That Thing
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‘Wednesday’ Season 3 Is In Production – With Big New Stars, Including That One Guy From That Thing

FinnFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

The internet’s favorite black-clad, death-obsessed teenager is dusting off her nevermore uniform and sharpening her cheekbones for another round of…

From Pong to PlayStation: How Digital Entertainment Took Over Our Lives (and Our Free Time)
Oh, Look, Gaming Is No Longer a Rocket Science Degree—Who Knew?
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From Pong to PlayStation: How Digital Entertainment Took Over Our Lives (and Our Free Time)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Well, well, well, gather ’round, folks, because apparently, the gaming industry has had a revelation: people don’t want to spend…

WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want
Professional wrestling is scripted, but this experience was pure, unfiltered magic.
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WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

I’ve been watching professional wrestling since I was four years old, back when Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s autograph was the crown…

Kpop Demon Hunters: Because Who Needs ‘Citizen Kane’ When You’ve Got Dancing Demons?
It's official: Kpop Demon Hunters is now officially more prestigious than your film degree.
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Kpop Demon Hunters: Because Who Needs ‘Citizen Kane’ When You’ve Got Dancing Demons?

FinnFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

The massive Netflix streaming sensation of 2025 — and the presumptive favorite to win the upcoming Academy Award for Best…

KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’
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KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

SCORPIONS are proving that rock ‘n’ roll truly never dies—it just books extended stays in Las Vegas. Klaus Meine and…

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“John McDevitt’s Life Saved by Benefit Concert: Because Clearly, He Can’t Save Himself”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Benefit for John McDevitt: Because Brain Surgery Costs More Than a Netflix Subscription Hey everyone! John’s brain is on sale…

Eric Dane Recorded “Famous Last Words” Special With Netflix Before His Death – Turns Out He Was Just Ahead of the Curve on Cliffhangers
Eric Dane’s Final Words Are Out, And No, They’re Not “Call Me McSteamy One Last Time”
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Eric Dane Recorded “Famous Last Words” Special With Netflix Before His Death – Turns Out He Was Just Ahead of the Curve on Cliffhangers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Well, folks, the Grim Reaper finally came knocking for Eric Dane, but not before he got a chance to sit…

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