Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom
So, like, Rob Halford, the Metal God (yeah, right 😂), sat down with some dude named Jonathan Clarke on some…
Tag: New album
Britny Fox Reunion: Johnny Dee Says “Not a Chance, Ya Jagoffs”
In a groundbreaking exposé with Anthony Bryant of The Hair Metal Guru (yes, someone actually calls themselves that), former BRITNY…
Miss May I? More Like Miss May Cry: New Single ‘Pray For Silence’ Is Out Now (Prepare to Yawn)
MISS MAY I, those stalwarts of Ohio metalcore that you *totally* remember from 2010, are STILL churning out “music.” Yes,…
AVATAR Drops New Album Title So Basic It Hurts, Unleashes ‘Tonight We Must Be Warriors’ Video (Yawn)
AVATAR (aka that Swedish metal band your cousin pretends to like) – featuring the majestic vocal stylings of Johannes Eckerström…
The Pretty Reckless Bravely Drop New Tune ‘For I Am Death’ (So Metal)
THE PRETTY RECKLESS, the band that apparently still exists, has graced us with a new ear-splitting symphony of despair, “For…
SLASH FEATURING WHO CARES & THE WHATNOWS’ New Album To Be Released When Pigs Fly
SLASH FEATURING MYLES KENNEDY & THE CONSPIRATORS, AKA the band that nobody asked for, is generously bestowing upon us their…
The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, those elder statesmen of Hot Topic metalcore, are apparently still at it! 👴🏻 They’re gracing us…
DIE KRUPPS Finally Signs With DEPENDENT RECORDS; New Album Coming When Pigs Fly, Maybe 2026
DIE KRUPPS, those lovable relics of the industrial age (the FIRST one, not the current dumpster fire), have apparently convinced…
My Dying Bride Scraps New Album, Has Only ‘Bits Of Three Songs’ Ready: ‘We’re Always Procrastinating’
So, MY DYING BRIDE, those purveyors of sonic melancholy, have decided to shake things up a bit, or rather, throw…
MAT SINNER Blames Visa Fees For Preventing PRIMAL FEAR From Entering USA, World Peace Next
So, some dude named Mat Sinner, (real name Matthias Lasch, because apparently “Mat Sinner” wasn’t edgy enough for his momma…