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KORN’s New Album: ‘All On Tape’ Because They Still Haven’t Discovered Digital
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KORN’s New Album: ‘All On Tape’ Because They Still Haven’t Discovered Digital

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 Guess what, fellow headbangers? Our beloved KORN, yes, the band that brought you such lyrical masterpieces as “Freak…

EDENBRIDGE, Back with STEAMHAMMER/SPV, Unleashes New Album ‘Set The Dark On Fire’ (Hope It’s Better Than Last Time)
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EDENBRIDGE, Back with STEAMHAMMER/SPV, Unleashes New Album ‘Set The Dark On Fire’ (Hope It’s Better Than Last Time)

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

EDENBRIDGE, those Austrian symphonic metallers who are definitely not stuck in 2003, have crawled back to Steamhammer/SPV, probably because nobody…

BRIAN TATLER: DIAMOND HEAD’s Not Dead, Just Playing Possum
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BRIAN TATLER: DIAMOND HEAD’s Not Dead, Just Playing Possum

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 💥 interview with Mark Kadzielawa of the prestigious 69 Faces Of Rock (nice), DIAMOND HEAD guitarist…

Sweden’s LIV SIN Announces New Album ‘Close Your Eyes’ (As If You Had a Choice)
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Sweden’s LIV SIN Announces New Album ‘Close Your Eyes’ (As If You Had a Choice)

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Oh, SWEET MOTHER OF METAL! 🤘 The titans of Swedish modern metal (allegedly), LIV SIN, have signed a WORLDWIDE 🌍…

Classic Pop Issue 94: Still clinging to the past, bless their hearts
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Classic Pop Issue 94: Still clinging to the past, bless their hearts

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Classic Pop is officially a monthly magazine again…  Classic Pop issue 94 is on sale now, and we’re so excited to…

Between The Buried And Me Drops New Album ‘The Blue Nowhere’ and a Single
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Between The Buried And Me Drops New Album ‘The Blue Nowhere’ and a Single

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Okay, so apparently, after a whole quarter of a century of making noise 🙉 and churning out ten albums that…

PAPA ROACH Doodles ‘Bout Five, Six Songs; New Single This Month (Maybe)
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PAPA ROACH Doodles ‘Bout Five, Six Songs; New Single This Month (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with the intellectual powerhouses at Skratch N’ Sniff and SNSMix.com, PAPA ROACH‘s supreme leader, Jacoby Shaddix,…

David Byrne, bless his heart, drops another album and decides to inflict it on the world
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David Byrne, bless his heart, drops another album and decides to inflict it on the world

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

David Byrne, bless his quirky little heart, is back with a new album and a world tour! Is it needed?…

ORBIT CULTURE Announces New Album ‘Death Above Life’ (Because Apparently Life Wasn’t Depressing Enough), Shares Video For
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ORBIT CULTURE Announces New Album ‘Death Above Life’ (Because Apparently Life Wasn’t Depressing Enough), Shares Video For

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, great. More metal. 🙄 Sweden’s very own ORBIT CULTURE (never heard of ’em) are gracing us with a new…

AVATAR’s New Album: Finally, Music Even *WE* Can’t Understand
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AVATAR’s New Album: Finally, Music Even *WE* Can’t Understand

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, SWEET, another band thinks they’re reinventing the wheel! 🙄 Johannes Eckerström, the voice 🗣️ of Swedish metal “masters” AVATAR,…

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