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Wendy Bevan blesses us with yet another single because retirement is overrated
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Wendy Bevan blesses us with yet another single because retirement is overrated

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry continues to churn out new releases, and I’m here for…

SHINING Returns To Confuse Norway With New Music
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SHINING Returns To Confuse Norway With New Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 SHINING just dropped a new single, “North”, and it’s a wild…

Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash
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Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! MERCYFUL FATE is back, and by back, I mean they’re playing a single show in over…

Yngwie Malmsteen Still Shredding For Some Reason
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Yngwie Malmsteen Still Shredding For Some Reason

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Yngwie Malmsteen, the Swedish guitar god, has just announced his new studio album, “Hell Or High Water”, set to be…

Prong still exists and has a new song somehow
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Prong still exists and has a new song somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my enthusiasm… 😴…

Dave Grohl Tries To Buy His Way Into Heaven By Offering To Pay For Reed Mullin’s Rehab
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Dave Grohl Tries To Buy His Way Into Heaven By Offering To Pay For Reed Mullin’s Rehab

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 😔 Because I just got done reading an interview with Pepper…

Lita Ford somehow still alive and making music again
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Lita Ford somehow still alive and making music again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Lita Ford, the queen of ’80s hard rock, is…

XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It
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XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I just can’t contain my excitement… U.K. thrash veterans…

W.A.S.P. Still Exists And Has New Music Coming Eventually Maybe
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W.A.S.P. Still Exists And Has New Music Coming Eventually Maybe

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 W.A.S.P. is working on new music! 🎸 I know,…

Ataraxia, because the world was missing yet another atmospheric metal band.
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Ataraxia, because the world was missing yet another atmospheric metal band.

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh great, another metalcore band to add to the ever-growing pile of “same-old, same-old” 🙄. But wait, Swedish progressive metalcore…

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