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Some Guy Named Prisoner Released By Miley Cyrus Apparently
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Some Guy Named Prisoner Released By Miley Cyrus Apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-tinged, European modern metal goodness? Because I’m not, but here we are.…

Nickelback blesses us with footage of them not being hated for 5 whole minutes while making Rattle The Cage video
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Nickelback blesses us with footage of them not being hated for 5 whole minutes while making Rattle The Cage video

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I heard that Nickelback is releasing a new album, “Everything…

Mastodon drops new video because you clearly didnt have enough prog metal in your life yet
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Mastodon drops new video because you clearly didnt have enough prog metal in your life yet

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🀯 MASTODON just dropped the official music video for “In…

MOONSPELL’s FERNANDO RIBEIRO Still Pretending Success Is A Shock
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MOONSPELL’s FERNANDO RIBEIRO Still Pretending Success Is A Shock

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super deep and insightful quotes from Fernando Ribeiro, the vocalist of MOONSPELL?…

KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This
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KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🀯 KAMELOT’s guitarist Thomas Youngblood just spilled the beans on…

WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf
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WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

OH NO, THE WOLF IS COMING! 🐺πŸ’₯ Swedish traditional metallers WOLF are releasing their tenth studio album, “Hour Of The…

Nevermore somehow remembers they have a band and are working on new album
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Nevermore somehow remembers they have a band and are working on new album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially amazing news? 🀯 NEVERMORE is back, and I’m not sure if…

Troy Sanders Thinks 5 MASTODON Members Isnt A Recipe For Disaster Somehow
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Troy Sanders Thinks 5 MASTODON Members Isnt A Recipe For Disaster Somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🀯 MASTODON’s new album, “Marrow…

Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now
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Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I mean, I’m not, but I’ll tell you anyway πŸ™„.…

Wendy Bevan blesses us with yet another single because retirement is overrated
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Wendy Bevan blesses us with yet another single because retirement is overrated

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry continues to churn out new releases, and I’m here for…

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