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FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and now has a new singer
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FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and now has a new singer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mechanically-enhanced metal? πŸ€– FEAR FACTORY is back with a new single, “Roboticist”,…

Possessed’s Jeff Becerra Promises To Ruin His Legacy With Annual Albums
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Possessed’s Jeff Becerra Promises To Ruin His Legacy With Annual Albums

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🀯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… POSSESSED…

Wolves In The Throne Room Finally Make Album For Treehugging Hipsters
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Wolves In The Throne Room Finally Make Album For Treehugging Hipsters

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic USBM? 🀘 Because WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM just dropped the…

Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him
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Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

I just spit out my beer when I heard that Benji Webbe, the legendary frontman of Skindred, has a whopping…

EXTOL somehow still exists drops new album Aura Of Decay
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EXTOL somehow still exists drops new album Aura Of Decay

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🀩 EXTOL IS BACK, AND I’M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD BE EXCITED OR TERRIFIED…

Haywire Drops New Album And Unleashes Interstate Love Affair Track
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Haywire Drops New Album And Unleashes Interstate Love Affair Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

Boston hardcore act Haywire have announced their sophomore album, I Don’t Wanna Say Goodbye, due out October 2nd after inking…

because you clearly needed more edgy metal bands in your life
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because you clearly needed more edgy metal bands in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🀯 Rising Insane just dropped their new album “DEATHRACE” and it’s a…

Jennifer Finch’s memoir is finally happening because you all clearly needed this in your life
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Jennifer Finch’s memoir is finally happening because you all clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious name-dropping and nostalgia? 🀯 Because I’m about to take you on…

Gods Of Metal Still Trying To Kill Each Other On Stage Apparently One Assassination Under God Part 2
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Gods Of Metal Still Trying To Kill Each Other On Stage Apparently One Assassination Under God Part 2

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

OH BOY, MARILYN MANSON IS BACK WITH ANOTHER ALBUM AND I’M JUST SO EXCITED 🀩… said no one ever. I…

KAMELOT Still Touring Because You Clearly Need More Power Metal In Your Life
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KAMELOT Still Touring Because You Clearly Need More Power Metal In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Kamelot news? 🀯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…

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