Refuge New Year’s Eve w/ Sasha – because apparently we all need to rave our way into another year of existential dread
🚨 BREAKING: DJs still exist! 🎧 A Brooklyn basement will shake at midnight (probably) after paying $420 for “open bar”…
Tag: New Year
FBI Interrupts California New Year’s Eve Bash by Arresting Four Guys With Poor Fireworks Plans
Leftist Eco-Terrorists Foiled in Bizarre New Year’s Eve Bomb Plot Because of Their Oppressive Signal App In another stunning victory…
Stranger Things 5 – Volume 2 Trailer Drops and the Kids Haven’t Grown Up Yet
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The World Might End on Boxing Day, So Cancel Your Sales! 🚨 In a shocking turn of…
New Year’s Resolutions Online Ceremony So Dull It’s Basically Performance Art
Get ready to spiritually manifest your dream year while still in pajama pants! This online shamanic ceremony promises to align…
Sippin’ Santas Pub Crawl: Jolly Drunks Spread Holiday Cheer One Shot at a Time
🚨 BREAKING: Chandler’s Sippin’ Santas Pub Crawl™ is back to ruin your liver and your New Year’s resolutions! 🎅 On…
Prosecutors Serve Up Gourmet Dumpster DNA as Exhibit A in Brian Walshe’s ‘How to Dispose of a Body’ Masterclass
BREAKING: Another Bloody Rug Mystery in Liberal La-La Land – But Don’t Worry, Folks, Trump’s Still President and Winning in…
“Billionaire Space Cowboy’s Rocket Fiasco Accidentally Turns Downtown LA Into a Scene From ‘Armageddon’”
DESTROY LOS ANGELES — PRE NEW YEAR’S BASS TAKEOVER 🎧💥 Sunday · December 28th · Avalon Hollywood Los Angeles… brace…
Brian Walshe’s Day 1 Murder Trial: A Comedy of Errors According to CNN
Folks, CNN is at it again, pushing their liberal agenda with this Ana Walshe murder trial! Are we really supposed…
Boogie Nights in 4K: Because You Haven’t Seen Enough Fake Penises
Wow, hold onto your hats, folks! Boogie Nights, that cinematic masterpiece (or, you know, just a movie) from 1997 by…
Ulver Just Dropped a ‘Neverland’ Album and a Single Called ‘Weeping Stone’ – Prepare for Maximum Existential Dread
ULVER, those lovable trolls from Norway 🇳🇴, are gracing us with “Weeping Stone”, a single so profound it’ll make you…