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Geddy Lee Shines as RUSH Returns to Stage After Illness
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Geddy Lee Shines as RUSH Returns to Stage After Illness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

RUSH returned to the stage on Saturday in Fort Worth, Texas, after rescheduling a couple of shows on their “Fifty…

ICE Comes to Maine, Brings Deadly Efficiency to Local Law Enforcement
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ICE Comes to Maine, Brings Deadly Efficiency to Local Law Enforcement

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, folks, and it seems like we’ve got another incident involving…

Stars Honor Beloved Actor Sam Neill With Touching Tribute
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Stars Honor Beloved Actor Sam Neill With Touching Tribute

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Before his death at the age of 78, actor Sam Neill made a striking impression on those he worked with,…

Alice Cooper Unveils Fall 2026 North American Concert Schedule
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Alice Cooper Unveils Fall 2026 North American Concert Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

At 78 years old, Alice Cooper shows no signs of slowing down. The OG shock-rocker has just announced a Fall…

Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic
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Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Today, the gaming world lost a legend, and I’m not talking about the latest overhyped, live-service game that’s about to…

BILL WARD still whining about Ozzy 40 years later apparently everyone needed this update
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BILL WARD still whining about Ozzy 40 years later apparently everyone needed this update

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

Oh boy, grab your tissues and get ready for a feels trip, because Bill Ward is talking about his dearly…

Limp Bizkit Performs Rollin with Tom Green at Ottawa Bluesfest
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Limp Bizkit Performs Rollin with Tom Green at Ottawa Bluesfest

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Limp Bizkit and comedian Tom Green teamed up for a performance of “Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle)” at Ottawa Bluesfest on…

ICE Sends Community Outreach Program to Maine with Bullets Apparently
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ICE Sends Community Outreach Program to Maine with Bullets Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about another incident involving ICE, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…

Tom Cruise Battles Self Made Disaster in Digger Trailer
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Tom Cruise Battles Self Made Disaster in Digger Trailer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Digger has been cloaked with mystery since its original announcement. Known only up until now as “a comedy of catastrophic…

Mastodon Taps Josh Homme for New Album Snakes for Dinner Track
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Mastodon Taps Josh Homme for New Album Snakes for Dinner Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Mastodon have announced a new album titled Marrow Deep, which is set to arrive August 28th via Loma Vista Recordings.…

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