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Queens Of The Stone Age still making music somehow
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Queens Of The Stone Age still making music somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Oh boy, it’s finally happening! Queens of the Stone Age are back with their ninth album, “Perfecth”, and we can’t…

Courtney LaPlante’s voice now a downloadable commodity because talent is overrated
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Courtney LaPlante’s voice now a downloadable commodity because talent is overrated

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that’s going to change the face of metal music forever: Courtney…

Consequence Unveils The Truth Hoodie Design
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Consequence Unveils The Truth Hoodie Design

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

For nearly 20 years, Consequence has brought you the truth in music and entertainment, covering the best of the best…

Bachman-Turner Overdrive Hits US Roads Winter 2027
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Bachman-Turner Overdrive Hits US Roads Winter 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Bachman-Turner Overdrive have announced the “No Speed Limit” US tour for Winter 2027. The outing kicks off January 7th in…

Dan Stevens Suiting Up As RoboCop In New Prime Series
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Dan Stevens Suiting Up As RoboCop In New Prime Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Dan Stevens has had a wild career, between his breakout work on Downton Abbey, the mind-bending experience that was Legion,…

CIA Director Drops By Moscow For Totally Casual Meetup
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CIA Director Drops By Moscow For Totally Casual Meetup

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this news story. It seems CIA Director John Ratcliffe…

Jelly Roll Tells Trump to Lose Weight for His Own Health
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Jelly Roll Tells Trump to Lose Weight for His Own Health

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Jelly Roll hit out at Donald Trump on Monday, August 24th, while opening his guest-hosting stint on Jimmy Kimmel Live!…

Wisin Drops New Album Perreo University with Ivy Queen
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Wisin Drops New Album Perreo University with Ivy Queen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

After spending the past week promoting the creation of a “Perreo University” and reportedly getting more than two million people…

Cameron Winter and Paul Thomas Anderson Team Up for Carnegie Hall Film
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Cameron Winter and Paul Thomas Anderson Team Up for Carnegie Hall Film

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Cameron Winter has announced a new concert film, CAMERON WINTER AT CARNEGIE HALL, directed by Paul Thomas Anderson. The film…

Xbox turns 25, gets fancy new coats to distract from aging game library
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Xbox turns 25, gets fancy new coats to distract from aging game library

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Microsoft’s “Everything is an XBOX” initiative just got a whole lot more interesting, thanks to Backbone’s latest announcement. The company…

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