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Mastodon Drops New Album Featuring Josh Homme Guest Spot
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Mastodon Drops New Album Featuring Josh Homme Guest Spot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Mastodon have announced a new album titled Marrow Deep, which is set to arrive August 28th via Loma Vista Recordings.…

JAY-Z Rocks Yankee Stadium with 45 Song Marathon Setlist
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JAY-Z Rocks Yankee Stadium with 45 Song Marathon Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

JAY-Z closed out his three-night run at Yankee Stadium on Monday, July 13th, with an “Extra Innings” concert. Unintentionally giving…

Sam Neill Dead at 78 Iconic Jurassic Park Star Passes Away
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Sam Neill Dead at 78 Iconic Jurassic Park Star Passes Away

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Sam Neill, whose portrayal of the brilliant paleontologist Dr. Alan Grant in Jurassic Park helped define a generation of cinematic…

Inflation Sticks Around Like Your In-Laws
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Inflation Sticks Around Like Your In-Laws

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The worst of America’s inflation resurgence may be over, but that…

Frank Ferrer Leaves Guns N Roses Because Even He Got Bored
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Frank Ferrer Leaves Guns N Roses Because Even He Got Bored

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my “Appetite for Destruction” vinyl because I’m still trying to process the earth-shattering…

JAY-Z’s Yankee Stadium Gig Delayed Due to Security Issue
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JAY-Z’s Yankee Stadium Gig Delayed Due to Security Issue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

A reported security incident outside Yankee Stadium has significantly delayed the start of JAY-Z’s third and final show at the…

Tom Morello Mourns Loss of His Mother Mary Morello
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Tom Morello Mourns Loss of His Mother Mary Morello

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Tom Morello has announced the passing of his mother, Mary Morello, at the age of 102. A former high school…

Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon
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Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes kicked off the second day of TennoCon 2026 with…

Queen Needs Brian May’s Permission To Exist Again Somehow
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Queen Needs Brian May’s Permission To Exist Again Somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially life-changing news? 😲 Queen might, just might, return to the live…

AC/DC somehow still touring because boomers need something to do
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AC/DC somehow still touring because boomers need something to do

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2026

Oh boy, it’s happening. The legendary hard rockers AC/DC have embarked on the 2026 North American leg of their “Power…

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