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Cult of Luna Drops New Track A Way Back Online
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Cult of Luna Drops New Track A Way Back Online

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

Cult of Luna have released “A Way Back,” the second single from the Swedish metal band’s upcoming album In the…

Army Offers Grand Theft Auto VI As Reenlistment Perk
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Army Offers Grand Theft Auto VI As Reenlistment Perk

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

A US Army unit in Georgia is offering temporary access to the highly-anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI as a reenlistment…

Slothrust Unleash Dystopian Cemetery and Twisted Paradise Tracks
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Slothrust Unleash Dystopian Cemetery and Twisted Paradise Tracks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

Slothrust have released a pair of new singles, “Dystopian Cemetery” and “Twisted Paradise,” from their upcoming album, What They Grow…

Cheeky New Track Tom Will Smack Your Ass
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Cheeky New Track Tom Will Smack Your Ass

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

English indie band Sorry are back with a new song, “Tom Will Smack Your Ass.” The track takes on a…

Goblin Cock Returns With First Album in Eight Years and New Single
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Goblin Cock Returns With First Album in Eight Years and New Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

Goblin Cock have announced their first new album in eight years, titled Traumanaut, which is set to be released on…

Ricky Warwick somehow still employed despite releasing more solo music
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Ricky Warwick somehow still employed despite releasing more solo music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will change your life forever? 🤯 I mean, it’s not…

Neil Young and Willie Nelson Team Up for September Concerts
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Neil Young and Willie Nelson Team Up for September Concerts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

Neil Young and Willie Nelson are joining forces in late September for a pair of co-headlining shows with special guest…

Dexter and the Moonrocks Drop New Album Friends That I Don’t Like
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Dexter and the Moonrocks Drop New Album Friends That I Don’t Like

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

Dexter and the Moonrocks have announced their debut album, Friends That I Don’t Like, out on October 2nd. They’ve also…

Down Unveils New Album Volume V And Single Blood Oath
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Down Unveils New Album Volume V And Single Blood Oath

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

Down have announced their new album, Volume V, set to arrive November 20th via Nuclear Blast Records. Ahead of its…

Dishonored vet ditches AAA grind to helm Black Pony Immersive FPS haven
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Dishonored vet ditches AAA grind to helm Black Pony Immersive FPS haven

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026August 23, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another veteran game developer jumping ship to start their own studio, because…

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