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Garth Brooks Returns With New Arena Tour And Iconic Drum Pod
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Garth Brooks Returns With New Arena Tour And Iconic Drum Pod

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Garth Brooks has announced a brand new tour called “Blame It All On My Roots,” which will see the country…

Jonas Brothers Bring Burning Up Tour to Madison Square Garden
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Jonas Brothers Bring Burning Up Tour to Madison Square Garden

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

The Jonas Brothers have announced a new two-night stand at Madison Square Garden this August, billed as “a one-of-a-kind event”…

Dolly Parton Musical Heads to Broadway as New Original Production
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Dolly Parton Musical Heads to Broadway as New Original Production

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Dolly Parton is bringing her life story to Broadway. After receiving its world premiere in Nashville earlier this year, “DOLLY:…

Duran Duran back from dead again for London Halloween bash
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Duran Duran back from dead again for London Halloween bash

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Because the music world was just missing one thing – another Duran Duran tour – the iconic band has announced…

Vaccines Get Blamed First Obviously
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Vaccines Get Blamed First Obviously

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Idaho woman, Andrea Shaw, who’s facing murder charges connected to the deaths…

Amy Lee haunted by one hit wonder demons 20 years later
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Amy Lee haunted by one hit wonder demons 20 years later

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Breaking News: Amy Lee Reveals the Dark Secret Behind “Bring Me To Life” and We’re Shocked, SHOCKED! 🤯 In a…

Trump Claims Credit For Walmart’s Summer BBQ Price Drop
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Trump Claims Credit For Walmart’s Summer BBQ Price Drop

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Trump taking credit for Walmart’s summer sale, and I just can’t…

Graham Platner Mulls Exit Amid Mounting Pressure
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Graham Platner Mulls Exit Amid Mounting Pressure

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Maine Senate race, and folks, it’s a doozy.…

My Chemical Romance Debuts Ambulance Live Onstage Tonight
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My Chemical Romance Debuts Ambulance Live Onstage Tonight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

My Chemical Romance busted out a surprise during their show at Bellahouston Park in Glasgow, Scotland, on Saturday. The band…

Dinner Party Supergroup Drops New Album Watchu Bringing
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Dinner Party Supergroup Drops New Album Watchu Bringing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Dinner Party — the collaborative neo-jazz supergroup of Robert Glasper, Kamasi Washington, Terrace Martin, and 9th Wonder — has announced…

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