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Delta Promises Nothing Despite Fuel Cost Plummeting
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Delta Promises Nothing Despite Fuel Cost Plummeting

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that air fares aren’t coming down, despite…

Cage The Elephant Drops New Single Beaches in Tennessee Online Now
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Cage The Elephant Drops New Single Beaches in Tennessee Online Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Cage The Elephant have released the single, “Beaches in Tennessee,” their first new music in two years. Stream it below.…

David Draiman Finally Finds Courage To Ruin Another Classic Song
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David Draiman Finally Finds Courage To Ruin Another Classic Song

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious feels? Because I just listened to the latest episode of the…

MSG Kept List Of Celebrity Guests Including Sexual Orientation Details
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MSG Kept List Of Celebrity Guests Including Sexual Orientation Details

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Madison Square Garden kept a running list of rappers, musicians, actors, and other celebrities, labeling them as risks and also…

Trump Blocked from Reclaiming Kennedy Center Naming Rights
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Trump Blocked from Reclaiming Kennedy Center Naming Rights

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

A federal court has shot down President Donald Trump’s argument that the Kennedy Center will lose money if his name…

Israel saves Trump from Iranian hitmen because of course they did
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Israel saves Trump from Iranian hitmen because of course they did

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Apparently, Israel shared some intel with…

GOP Nominates Humanitarian With ‘High-Risk’ Label, Because That’s Going Well
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GOP Nominates Humanitarian With ‘High-Risk’ Label, Because That’s Going Well

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Colorado, where Marine veteran Victor Marx has won…

Iron Maiden Snubs Rock Hall Induction Ceremony Anyway
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Iron Maiden Snubs Rock Hall Induction Ceremony Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

After years of being snubbed, Iron Maiden were finally announced as a Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductee earlier…

Star Trek Turns 60 With Limited Edition Blu-ray Set
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Star Trek Turns 60 With Limited Edition Blu-ray Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

This year marks the 60th anniversary of Star Trek, one of the greatest space TV shows of all time —…

Julianne Nicholson Heads To HBO Series In New Role
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Julianne Nicholson Heads To HBO Series In New Role

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

The Depressing Rural Pennsylvania Televisual Universe has just gotten a whole lot more interesting, as Emmy winner Julianne Nicholson has…

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