Konami Cancels Silent Hill f OST, World Sobbing, Refunds Offered Like Band-Aids on a Bullet Wound
Oh, the misery! 😭 Konami, those masters of pachinko machines and cancelled dreams, have done it again! They’ve officially binned…
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Judgey McJudgerson Wonders if Trumpy’s Goons are Playing by the Rules with Chi-Town Protesters (Spoiler Alert: Probably Not)
Another day, another liberal judge sticking her nose where it doesn’t belong! This time, an Obama-appointed judge in Illinois is…
Woman’s Car Kisses Border Patrol Agent, Attorney Claims It Was Just a Friendly Tap
Another day, another ungrateful American citizen attacking our brave Border Patrol! This Marimar Martinez, probably a closet socialist, claims she…
Bandai Namco Begs Gamers for Digimon Story Time Stranger Opinions: Prepare for Disappointment
Alright gamers, gather ’round! Bandai Namco, those beautiful geniuses behind the smash hit *Digimon Story Time Stranger* (you HAVE bought…
Trump Declares Himself Supreme Commander of the IDF, Ready to Unleash Hellfire with a Single Tweet
Another day, another victory for your favorite President! Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is STILL cleaning up the mess left…
Modi Promises Trump He’ll Totally Stop Buying Russian Oil (Yeah, Right)
Another day, another win for President Trump! Sleepy Joe could NEVER. Our GREAT President has single-handedly convinced India to ditch…
Crunchyroll Announces New BLEACH Mobile Game: Prepare for Disappointment Worldwide
OMG 😱! Did you hear?! Another BLEACH game is coming! Because, you know, we TOTALLY needed another one. 🙄 Crunchyroll,…
News Tower: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by its Launch Date!
Oh, look, another Early Access game FINALLY clawing its way out of the digital bargain bin 🗑️. Sparrow Night and…
Battlefield 6 Sells Like Hotcakes, Earns Enough Dough to Buy a Small Island, New Report (Probably) Claims
OMG! 😱😱😱 Battlefield 6, the game everyone said was gonna be a dumpster fire 🔥🗑️, is apparently selling like hotcakes…
Kristi Noem’s Epic Airport Meltdown: Dems to Blame, Says Screen-less Governor
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump and his administration! Now…