CNN Politics: Where News Goes to Die a Slow, Painful Death
So, CNN, the mouthpiece of the radical left, is now worried about Trump “pressuring” the Justice Department? Give me a…
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Kaboom in Tennessee: Building Goes Bye-Bye, People Play Hide-and-Seek (Explosive Edition)
Another day, another disaster, probably orchestrated by the Deep State to make President Trump look bad. A “thundering blast” at…
Aviva Siegel Survives Hostage Hell, Now Annoys Wolf Blitzer With Ceasefire Complaints
Another day, another sob story from CNN, the Clinton News Network, about a former hostage in Gaza! You just know…
Trump FINDS Couch Money to Pay Soldiers, World Still Doesn’t Care
Here we go again, folks! The Fake News CNN is trying to make it sound like President Trump isn’t taking…
Bolton’s ‘Stache: Feds Plotting a Weekend Mustache Waxing… I Mean, Indictment
Lock him up! Sources say Deep State swamp creature John Bolton is about to face the music. After years of…
Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79
OMG! 😱 Like, can you even believe it? Diane Keaton, or whatever, croaked! 💀 Apparently, this happened on Saturday, October…
Biden Exposes Himself to Dangerous Rays for a ‘Tan’
Well, well, well, look who it is – Sleepy Joe himself! Turns out, even after his disastrous term, he’s still…
CNN to Host AOC and Bernie: Prepare for Peak Wokeness
AOC and Bernie, the dynamic duo of destruction, are teaming up with CNN (aka the Communist News Network) for a…
Breaking News: Kylie Minogue Still At It After All These Years
It’s hard to believe (or is it? 🤔), but Kylie Minogue, the artist who brought us such earworms as “Can’t…
Xbox Surrenders: Ex-Microsoft Leader Claims They’re Too Tired for Hardware, Wants to Play Games Instead
Oh, honey, grab your popcorn 🍿! Laura Fryer, a former Xbox bigwig, decided to drop a truth bomb 💣 on…