Melania Claims She’s Got Putin on Speed Dial to Chat About Kid Stuff, CNN Legit Thinks It’s News
Another day, another victory for the Trump family, while the liberal media obsesses over nonsense! Our wonderful First Lady Melania,…
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MY DYING BRIDE Finally Kicks Out Vocalist (Who Even Knew He Was Still In the Band?)
MY DYING BRIDE, the band that makes funerals sound like a rave, has finally decided to ditch their lead singer,…
CNN Wonders: Can We Give Trump a Nobel Prize So He’ll Finally Shut Up
The liberal media is clutching their pearls again because President Trump is on the verge of winning a Nobel Peace…
AI: Savior or Overhyped Bubble Waiting to Burst and Ruin Your Portfolio
Another day, another liberal doomsday prediction! CNN, still whining even with President Trump leading us to unprecedented prosperity. Now they’re…
Burton needs to C. the BELL, announces more talking, again
Former FEAR FACTORY vocalist, the one and only Burton C. Bell (yes, THAT Burton C. Bell), has graced us with…
Larian Studios Director Hilariously Roasts Elon Musk’s Pathetic Attempt at Gaming Domination
Oh, honey, buckle up buttercups! 💅 Elon “Technoking” Musk, fresh off renaming Twitter to “X” because…reasons? 🤔 …is now gracing…
Heart Machine Axes Staff, Hyper Light Breaker’s Fate Hangs by a Thread LOL
Oh, look, another indie darling bites the dust! 😠Heart Machine, those guys who made Hyper Light Drifter (you know,…
Troops, Martian Dust Devils, and a Boozy Bar: Riveting CNN News That Will Change Your Life Forever
Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. Let’s dissect this pathetic attempt at news, shall we? Prepare for…
CNN Claims Trump Saved 100,000 Imaginary People From Venezuelan Drug Boats: A Fact Check
Fake news CNN is at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words about those Venezuelan drug boats. Can you…
Trump’s Troop Tantrum: America Yawns, He Marches On
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “barreling forward” to save America from the clutches of the…