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Midnight Generation Channels Daft Punk In Funky New Music Video
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Midnight Generation Channels Daft Punk In Funky New Music Video

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Mexican disco-funk band Midnight Generation have shared the video for their new single “Almost My Own,” pairing their Daft Punk-influenced…

Foghat Still Exists Apparently
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Foghat Still Exists Apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked, SHOCKED, that Foghat is still a thing.…

Star Rail’s latest update hijacks your wallet August 26 with version 4.6
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Star Rail’s latest update hijacks your wallet August 26 with version 4.6

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, HoYoverse has actually managed to release a update for Honkai: Star Rail without slapping…

Gotta Catch Em All Overpriced Doughnuts Now
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Gotta Catch Em All Overpriced Doughnuts Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Pokémon and Krispy Kreme are at it again, because what’s a better way to celebrate a 30th anniversary than by…

Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently
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Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Get ready for the most predictable, yet somehow still exciting, news in the gaming world: Activision has announced the beta…

Frankie Valli Calls It Quits On Performing Says Brother Bobby
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Frankie Valli Calls It Quits On Performing Says Brother Bobby

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Bobby Valli has indicated that his older brother, Frankie Valli, has retired at long last. In a Facebook post written…

Garth Brooks Expands Tour With New DC Shows
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Garth Brooks Expands Tour With New DC Shows

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Garth Brooks will embark on his “Blame It All On My Roots” arena tour on August 20th, and so far,…

Retail Sales Plummet Because Who Needs Stuff Anyway
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Retail Sales Plummet Because Who Needs Stuff Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US economy is showing some cracks, and I’m not just…

Sheryl Crow Drops New Album Pick You Up Featuring Jesse Welles
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Sheryl Crow Drops New Album Pick You Up Featuring Jesse Welles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Sheryl Crow has announced her new album, Pick You Up, and released the single “Freedom Bus” featuring Jesse Welles. Pick…

Guy Picciotto Returns with Vocal on Evil Island Track T Hexx
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Guy Picciotto Returns with Vocal on Evil Island Track T Hexx

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Guy Picciotto sings on the new song “T-Hexx” from the supergroup Evil Island, marking the legendary Fugazi member’s first recorded…

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