Iran cracks down, Trump faces three risky paths forward — and one of them might involve accidentally nuking his own golf course
Trump’s Armada is on the move, and it ain’t heading for a victory parade Well folks, looks like President Trump…
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Gran Turismo 7 Finally Adds a Phone Charger to Its Garage in New Update
Xiaomi’s SU7 Ultra Blasts Into Gran Turismo 7: Now You Can Race a Real Car Without Ever Leaving Your Couch…
Canadian Game Awards And XP Gaming Summit Merge In Epic Power Couple Move, Sparking Global Gaming Romance Rumors
Canada’s video game industry is worth $5.1 billion, and apparently, the best way to celebrate that is by throwing a…
BREAKING: Overcaffeinated Cops Mistake Pretti for Pinata in Lead-Filled “Encounter,” DHS Shrugs “Just a Starter Report”
Oh look, another day in Biden’s America—oh wait, it’s 2025, and President Trump’s MAGA miracle is STILL cleaning up the…
Valve’s 30% Steam Tax Racket Gets Epic UK Roasting in Class Action Clown Show
Hold onto your wallets, gamers! 🤯 Valve, the beloved overlords of Steam (aka that place where your paycheck goes to…
Xbox’s Great Cloud Catastrophe: Now You Too Can Beta-Test Their Glitchy ‘Magic’ For Free!
Hold onto your controllers, folks! 🎮 Microsoft has graciously bestowed upon us peasants a “new” web experience for Xbox Cloud…
CS2’s Digital Hoarders Jack Up AWP Skin Prices So Corporate Fat Cats Can Swim in Whale Tears
The CS2 skin economy is basically a dumpster fire rolling downhill while dressed as a Gucci handbag—utter chaos wrapped in…
Deportation Bingo Champion Benched, Rich Folks’ Bonus Season Arrives, and Surviving Winter Like a Simpsons Character: Sip Your Daily Dose of Despair Scroll-Delight LOLsob
Welcome to 5 Things PM – the only newsletter not infected with Woke Mind Virus™! While the fake news media…
Zakk Wylde’s Acoustic Set Confirmed: Amoeba Hollywood To Host Unplanned Therapy Session for Confused Metalheads
BREAKING NEWS: Guitar Demigod Zakk Wylde Temporarily Abandons Shredding to Play Folk Music at Record Store, Chaos Ensues 🎸💥 Hold…
“CEOs Sip Champagne at ‘Melania’ Premiere While ICE Casually Mows Down Protesters Like Grass”
FAKE NEWS ALERT: CNN WHINES ABOUT PATRIOTIC CEOs BACKING TRUMP AS DEEP STATE TRIES TO CANCEL MELANIA’S DOCUMENTARY! Oh wow,…