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Guy Picciotto Returns with Vocal on Evil Island Track T Hexx
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Guy Picciotto Returns with Vocal on Evil Island Track T Hexx

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Guy Picciotto sings on the new song “T-Hexx” from the supergroup Evil Island, marking the legendary Fugazi member’s first recorded…

Troye Sivan Drops New Album and Single She’s the Best Now
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Troye Sivan Drops New Album and Single She’s the Best Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Troye Sivan has announced his fourth album, She’s the Best, out on October 9th. He’s also revealed the album’s title…

Christian Organization Thrilled To Get Employee Back After Only 9 Months
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Christian Organization Thrilled To Get Employee Back After Only 9 Months

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, this one’s a doozy.…

Mastodon drops new video because you clearly didnt have enough prog metal in your life yet
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Mastodon drops new video because you clearly didnt have enough prog metal in your life yet

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 MASTODON just dropped the official music video for “In…

Murdaugh Drama Heads to Charleston Maybe
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Murdaugh Drama Heads to Charleston Maybe

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Alex Murdaugh is back in the news, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, trying to keep up with all the…

Anne Hathaway Wants R Rating For Films Featuring Dog Deaths
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Anne Hathaway Wants R Rating For Films Featuring Dog Deaths

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Anne Hathaway has strong feelings about depictions of dog deaths in films, believing that movies which have such scenes should…

Shane Gillis Snubs Photo Op with Donald Trump
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Shane Gillis Snubs Photo Op with Donald Trump

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Shane Gillis, a comedian, has revealed that he declined an invitation to the VIP room at UFC 250 at the…

Brandi Carlile drops new Sad Gay Version tracks now streaming
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Brandi Carlile drops new Sad Gay Version tracks now streaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Brandi Carlile has announced an expanded edition of her 2025 album Returning To Myself near its one-year anniversary with a…

Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Washington is abuzz with the latest game of…

Luke Bryan Concert Brawl Ends With Live Nation Settlement Deal
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Luke Bryan Concert Brawl Ends With Live Nation Settlement Deal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Live Nation has ended a lawsuit brought by a concertgoer who alleged lax security allowed a fight to break out…

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