GODSMACK Announces Summer 2026 European Tour (For the 7 People Still Listening)
GODSMACK, those purveyors of, uh, “music,” have announced a whopping dozen or so European shows for the distant year of…
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‘Ukraine vs Russia: A Totally Fair Fight (Spoiler: It’s Not)’
Oh, the horror! CNN is clutching its pearls over Russia supposedly erasing Ukrainian culture. You know, because sending billions in…
ICE to Round Up Minnesota’s “Finest” Somalis, Feds Say, LOL
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News media to undermine President Trump’s efforts to secure our nation! ICE is…
Splinter Cell Reboot: Sam Fisher’s Back…Again (Hopefully Not Another Disappointment)
Breaking News: Ubisoft Hires Back Guy Who Already Left 🤡 To Direct Splinter Cell Remake! Is This Groundhog Day? In…
IO Interactive CEO Accidentally Sort Of Maybe Mentions Hitman 4 (But Who Cares? CO-OP IS HERE, BABYYYY)
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what IO Interactive’s CEO, Hakan Abrak, just said about the future of Hitman! Turns out,…
Trump Sends Clown Car to Russia, Demands Ukraine Chill Out
Fake News CNN is at it Again! They are clutching their pearls because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is…
CNN: Trump’s Venezuelan Vacation Plans Foiled by Stubborn Maduro, While Back Home, Someone Yells ‘War Crime’ Over Something Probably Minor
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s brilliant strategy in Venezuela. Looks like Maduro’s tango lessons…
Bleach: Rebirth of Souls Summons Yhwach DLC Just in Time to Ruin Your Holidays on December 10
Oh, look, another cash grab! 💰 Bleach: Rebirth of Souls, the game nobody asked for, is gracing us with a…
The Crown (Sweden) Announces 87-Date ‘Farewell’ Tour in 2026 to Prove They Still Exist
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE this! THE CROWN, those Swedish death/thrash metal dinosaurs 🦕, are finally calling it quits! After…
When Trump’s Big Boy Bill Kicked Their Clinic to the Curb, But These Hicktown Folks Still Love Him | CNN Politics
Another rural town bites the dust, thanks to the Left’s constant whining about “healthcare access.” Newsflash, folks: nobody’s entitled to…