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Troy Sanders Thinks 5 MASTODON Members Isnt A Recipe For Disaster Somehow
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Troy Sanders Thinks 5 MASTODON Members Isnt A Recipe For Disaster Somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🤯 MASTODON’s new album, “Marrow…

Mississippi’s Racist History Reenacts Itself Again Apparently
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Mississippi’s Racist History Reenacts Itself Again Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest news from Mississippi, and I have to say, it’s…

Tallest Man on Earth Drops New Album and Single
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Tallest Man on Earth Drops New Album and Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Kristian Matsson, aka The Tallest Man on Earth, has announced his eighth studio album, Just Beyond Endless Mountain, out October…

Death Cab for Cutie Returns to Tiny Desk Concert Series
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Death Cab for Cutie Returns to Tiny Desk Concert Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Death Cab for Cutie returned to the NPR office to perform their second Tiny Desk Concert. Death Cab initially made…

Oh Joy Another Movie to Watch While You Freeze to Death This Winter Thanks Andrew Haigh
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Oh Joy Another Movie to Watch While You Freeze to Death This Winter Thanks Andrew Haigh

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good movie about…

King Gizzard Drops New Industrial Techno Track Kill for the Steel
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King Gizzard Drops New Industrial Techno Track Kill for the Steel

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard have returned with a new song, “Kill for the Steel.” The track follows the…

Richard Patrick’s Side Hustle A Place To Kill Barely Anyone Cares About Drops New EP Soon
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Richard Patrick’s Side Hustle A Place To Kill Barely Anyone Cares About Drops New EP Soon

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Richard Patrick, the mastermind behind FILTER, and Jim Louvau, vocalist of THERE IS NO…

Birds Ruin Everything Including American Airlines Flight
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Birds Ruin Everything Including American Airlines Flight

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story involving an American Airlines Boeing 737 that hit some…

VOIVOD Documentary Finally Happening Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better To Ask For
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VOIVOD Documentary Finally Happening Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better To Ask For

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… 🙄 VOIVOD’s drummer and…

Charli XCX Offers Affordable 25 Dollar Angel Tickets
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Charli XCX Offers Affordable 25 Dollar Angel Tickets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026

Charli xcx will release a limited number of $25 “Angel Tickets” this week for her upcoming “Music, Fashion, Film Tour.”…

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