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Crusader Kings III’s Next Expansion Is All About Being a Power Hungry Manipulative Pope Wannabe Who Only Cares About Faith as a Means to Get More Power and Control Over Everyone Else
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Crusader Kings III’s Next Expansion Is All About Being a Power Hungry Manipulative Pope Wannabe Who Only Cares About Faith as a Means to Get More Power and Control Over Everyone Else

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle of wits, faith, and corruption – Crusader Kings III: By God Alone is…

Spider-Man: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of His Angsty Teenage Drama Now He’s Got a Fancy New Mutation to Go with His Ego
Get ready for the most epic Spider-Man movie ever! πŸŽ₯πŸ•ΈοΈ
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Spider-Man: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of His Angsty Teenage Drama Now He’s Got a Fancy New Mutation to Go with His Ego

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Since the release of the first Spider-Man: Brand New Day trailer, fans have been wondering how dark it gets for…

Google unveils the most epic failure ever the Google Home Speaker because you clearly need another overpriced gadget to ignore your family
Breaking News: Google Unveils the Most Epic Speaker Ever, and We're Totally Not Sarcastic About It πŸ™„
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Google unveils the most epic failure ever the Google Home Speaker because you clearly need another overpriced gadget to ignore your family

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

The wait is finally over, folks! Google has announced the latest addition to its Google Home product lineup, the Gemini-powered…

Because Clearly What The Switch Was Missing Was More Boobs And Blood To Make It A Legitimate Gaming Console
The Dispatch Drama: A Tale of Censorship, Boobs, and Butts 🀣
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Because Clearly What The Switch Was Missing Was More Boobs And Blood To Make It A Legitimate Gaming Console

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

The fans of the super-powered office comedy Dispatch were left feeling like they’d been #censored πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ when they found out…

Mike Myers Refuses to Let Austin Powers Die So He’s Forcing a Fourth Movie on You Whether You Like It Or Not
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Mike Myers Refuses to Let Austin Powers Die So He’s Forcing a Fourth Movie on You Whether You Like It Or Not

FinnJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Breaking news, folks, and by breaking news, I mean something that’s been broken for years, but we’re going to pretend…

Sick liberal judge whines about ICE doing its job somehow
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Sick liberal judge whines about ICE doing its job somehow

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, real news, because our great President Donald Trump,…

Liberal media frets over weather and G7 while America thrives
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal media frets over weather and G7 while America thrives

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. So, I’m reading this article about how the Biden people (you…

Fake news freaks out over Trump’s genius secret masterplan deal
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news freaks out over Trump’s genius secret masterplan deal

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, are the liberal elites and their fake news media friends just going to love this one! As we…

Liberal Wilmington descends into chaos, 2 shot, what a shock
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Liberal Wilmington descends into chaos, 2 shot, what a shock

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh, joy, oh rapture, it’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still making America great again, despite the…

The Commodore Callback 8020 Because You Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough With a Real Smartphone
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The Commodore Callback 8020 Because You Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough With a Real Smartphone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🚨πŸ’₯ Commodore and Jolla have teamed up to bring you the…

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